With SO much information and misinformation and those that prefer “Ms Information” floating around, I thought maybe I’d attempt to debunk the things I actually know are false and confirm what I know to be true.
- COVID-19 is *not* hiding in your closet wearing a hockey mask.
- That’s someone else and I’d really worry more about him.
- COVID-19 is *not* the shape you see standing in front of your window.
- That is the ghost of Alfalfa, from the Little Rascals tv show from 100 years ago.
- If Spanky McFarlane shows up, *then* you have a problem.
- Bad news: COVID-19 *IS* under your bed right now, waiting.
- Good news: disinfectant spray will neutralize that one.
- Good news: they have a new test for COVID-19.
- Bad news: they’ve created blood goblins that test you by eating your face.
- Worse news: they only eat your face if you *don’t* have it.
So that one’s *kind* of a lose-lose. I believe they’ve already discontinued it.
But yes, if you go into groups of people in public, unprotected, you’re playing a dangerous game of Russian Roulette with your health and people you love, especially the elderly and the immunocompromised.
That pretty much covers what I can and cannot debunk and/or confirm.
Enjoy your board game.

