It was probably around a decade ago that the four us made THE trip to Disney World. We’d been there a few times before when the kids were younger but now they were in their early to mid teens and we’d passed the point of having to constantly keep an eye on them, which made for a more relaxing trip in general. We did an 8 day trip through Christmas itself with full park hopper passes/fast passes, so we could go anywhere, anytime.
Having had experience going there in the past, I formulated a plan to take maximum advantage of the parks, without utterly exhausting everyone with walking 10 hours a day. The plan was simple — generic example: First day, you get up early, go the Magic Kingdom, maybe hit something like the Haunted House and Pirates of the Caribbean and maybe something else. It’s first thing in the morning, so you’re able to hit all three without much of a wait, then, as the crowds start to get thicker, you leave the park, taking note of a couple more rides you want to go on. *Those* you go on in a few days, when you start with this park again. Mid day, you take it easy, maybe have lunch at one of the countries in Epcot, but basically lounge a bit. Then, you’re fresh and ready for the afternoon session, maybe hitting Animal Kingdom, going on a couple rides, while making notes of the most popular ones, and to hit *those* when you start the day with the AK. After dinner, you can hit a third park, hit a couple rides that are available, make notes for the morning, etc. and with 8 days to play with, you can start the day with each of the parks at least twice while you’re there.
This worked really well. We never had to rush or compete or jockey for position. We pretty much hit all the highlights in all the parks. Some twice. I think my favorite of all was Expedition Everest, in the Animal Kingdom. It was the ultimate in design/ride/experience. The atmosphere as you wait in line is pure Tibetan, as you see the great mountain in the distance, a beautifully constructed mini mountain that the coaster runs through. It starts out as a coaster as you pierce the mountain but then slows and stops *inside*, as ahead, right around the bend, you see shadows of where the track has been destroyed, broken and bent, as another shadow, that of a giant yeti is roaring and coming toward you. The coaster starts to slowly back up and escapes from the advancing mountain, then does the whole coaster ride backward to the end. Simply brilliant and beautiful. We went on it at night and during the day. Lots of great experiences there as always. The dinosaur ride in Epcot was great, Soarin’ was fantastic. So many great rides, plus the old favorites.
And the food. Oh, do yourself a favor and make reservations a few days in advance for dinner or lunch at some of the countries in Epcot. We had a late lunch in Canada as per a recommendation and we had steak with mushroom risotto that was maybe the best I’d ever had.
The weather was just about perfect the entire time. Florida around Christmas is usually sunny, in the 50’s or 60’s during the day, perfect for walking around the park. We really only had one night where it dropped down into the 30’s when we were at an outdoor concert, but the rest of the time, it was perfect. The crowds were moderate at worst, allowing us plenty of time and usually pretty short lines, except smack dab in the middle of the day, when we were on siesta. Really, the only day it got crazy busy packed with people was our last day there. It got so crowded, I guess it was December 29th or so, that they actually had to put up the “PARK IS FULL” sign. it worked out perfectly for us though, as we’d already hit everything we wanted to go on via “the plan”.
When it comes to evaluating a vacation, sometimes it comes down to “how little went wrong?” In this case, pretty much nothing went wrong. We had a relaxing plan, worked like a charm, saw everything, had fun, ate like kings and queens. Lin and I pretty much decided that it was *such* a comprehensively good time all around, we probably wouldn’t have to ever come again. There’d be no way to top it.
At best, we might go there some day with the grandkids.
With a full seven months of unabated hair growth since January first, I find that the longer my hair gets, the tighter and thicker the curls get, *especially* on the sides and the back. Well, the back …. I may as well have a poodle sitting on the back of my head at this point, that’s how thick it is.
My wife and daughter have viewed it as a creative outlet and, having nothing better to do most days, I relented to their pleas.
Evidently, the waves on top were inspiration enough for several seascapes and a setting of ocean danger.
I’m currently half way through the second season of The Umbrella Academy, a very well done show on Netflix. It tells the story of seven people with various superpowers who were all born on the exact same day 30 years ago under very mysterious circumstances. Each were also purchased as infants by the eccentric scientist and inventor, Reginald Hargreeves. He then adopted and molded them into a world saving team known as The Umbrella Academy.
The series is based on the comic books of the same name by Gerard Way and Gabriel Ba. Before the Netflix series, I really hadn’t heard of the comic, but the tv series isn’t an exact adaptation of the series, in that I guess things are shuffled around and changed for the sake of the adaptation by showrunner Steve Blackman. Some story elements and characters were created specifically for the show and were not created in the earlier comic.
That’s all well and good but IN this second season, imagine my surprise when I was introduced to a trio of white haired, silent Nordic assassins who are referred to as “The Swedes”.
Heyyyyyy…
Now, yes, MY graphic novel, The Swede, debuted last year, and featured a quiet, white haired assassin as well, albeit not some time traveling version, just the garden variety assassin that has a penchant for snapping necks, but still, The Swede.
Another big difference between The Swede and The Swedes, is that my character prefers working with his hands, while the trio is loaded up with tons of guns.
Is it at ALL slightly possible that Steve Blackman saw something of my character in an ad or a visual somewhere and was influenced? Yes. Is it *likely*? Probably not.
Because they started filming season two a year ago, so it’s undoubtedly just a coincidence and a tangential one at that. Plus, that’s a tv show and they hadn’t used The Swedes in the comic.
However…. if they DO ever end up using The Swedes in a follow up comic, let it be known that I came up with the name of mine and produced my series first.
Just putting it out there.
Just saying.
Consider this an official planting of the flag.
My Swedish flag.
And in the spirit of camaraderie and cross-promotion, if Mr. Blackman, Mr. Way or Mr. Ba would like to publicly mention or check out any of The Swede graphic novels that are currently available … on Amazon, LINKED HERE and HERE…. internationally as well, LINKED HERE and HERE, that would be wonderful and I’d certainly appreciate it.
Thank you.
Tv and movie optioning rights are also available. Just sayin’.
I think it might have been while watching The Devil’s Advocate, probably when it first came out in ’97. Pretty good flick, and I thought “You know, this girl Charlize Theron is good but let’s face it, she’s no Ashley Judd.” And I started referring to her as the poor man’s Ashley Judd. This of course was unfair but Hollywood. Ashley was the absolute best and then I never saw her again.
Then only a few years later when Charlize was doing guest shots on Arrested Development did I realize that she was the best ever and Ashley Who? Because Hollywood. Also, I guess I’m fickle.
I figured Judd just retired from acting, bought a farm, took up marine biology, etc., who knows? Because she was never heard from again.
But in researching this blog to determine when she utterly and completely abandoned Hollywood, a quick look at her IMDB page told me that she never left. She just hasn’t done anything I’ve really been interested in for the last couple decades. Sorry Ashley. Mind you, I also hadn’t *heard* about anything she was in fir 20 years, so maybe that’s on her press agent.
However, I am all about Charlize Theron.
The whole family was watching The Old Guard on Netflix the other night–thumbs up– and it’s a testament to Ms. Theron, that the “question of “what do we all want to watch” was answered more quickly than at any time in history. It’s a very good film adaptation of a comic that deals with a group of immortal commandos who try and do good.
Recommended.
Afterward, I thought back to a few other recent Theron films like Atomic Blonde and Mad Max: Fury Road and I realized that Charlize is really one of our top level movie action heroes these days. Roughly the same type of heroes we’ve seen in the Rambo, Die Hard, Terminator, Transporter, Fast & the Furious and John Wick films over the decades. But here’s an unexpected added dimension regarding all the leads:
She can actually act and her action films have a bit more depth.
Quality acting is certainly never a given in these films. You know what I’m taking about. T2 is still one of the all time greatest action films of all time, John Wick manages an unparalleled kill count and the F&F films have somehow built and maintained a huge audience but these films are definitely not huge because of the acting prowess of Arnold, Keanu or Vin. They just cleanly deliver a certain amount of cheesy dialog that works in the pertinent scenarios. Lots of cliches to go around.
Tom Cruise is not exactly a great actor nearly as much as he is a magnetic movie star, who somehow manages to make us forget how batshit crazy he is in real life. That is impressive though, admittedly.
Speaking of Cruise, Charlize does do a lot of *her* own stunts too. She worked out a long, single cut, brilliant fight scene on a staircase in Atomic Blonde that should be seen. There’s a sequel in the works and I believe one for The Old Guard as well.
Yes, Charlize is going on 45 and like any other action hero, that means she’s got *at least* another decade in her before she says enough is enough with what can be a very strenuous routine.
To Hollywood, I say continue to take advantage of this amazing resource now. She is just too good to let get away.
In fact, if Hollywood really wants a guaranteed blockbuster action hit, gather together a host of the kick ass women’s brigade of film. Charlize, Halle Berry, ScarJo, Gal Gadot, Tessa Thompson, Kate Blanchette, Milla Jovovich and Angelina Jolie, with maybe Helen Mirren as the leader. Hell, throw in Sigourney Weaver!
No, don’t resort to adapting a previously male property and redo it, (Ghostbusters, Oceans 8), DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL.
Yeah, yeah, I know, Hollywood, where “remakes are king”.
And yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, we don’t have *any* strong women roles in movies. Right.
Steve Shives puts a lot of content out on the internet. A LOT. he puts out several series of videos on YouTube, at varying degrees of quality. The one I’m most familiar with is “Trek Actually”, a series of videos where he talks about all aspects of Star Trek. In it, he meticulously and comprehensively covers themes and topics in and of all things in the Trek universe — tv series, streaming series, movies, etc.
He also has various satirical, analytical and parodying videos aimed at society and politics. He also has the “5 Stupid Things about ________”, and he does a series with his wife which features talking stuffed animals embroiled in comedic situations. He undoubtedly has other ongoing projects as well, as I know he does various podcasts, interviews, broadcasts, you name it. The point is, he produces a lot. By trade, he’s a writer and it’s possible he also has a day job but I have no idea how he finds the time.
But the production I value the most by far is “The Ensign’s Log Podcast”.
This is just shy of genius. The concept is that two ensigns on the original starship Enterprise are doing a weekly podcast set during the adventures of Star Trek, the original series. So the events of those episodes often have some effect on these two low level officers. You don’t need an encyclopedic knowledge of the show or have the episodes memorized by any means. The ensigns and their adventures are the stars and focus of the show. Actually being familiar with every episode they’re referencing is just an additional chuckle.
The podcast is not Starfleet sanctioned, so the two ensigns are sending it out on the sly, with aliases. Ensign “Barclay” is the communications officer, played by Jason Harding and Ensign “Riker” is a security officer played by Steve Shives. Of course the hidden joke there is the two aliases they choose are the names two members of The Next Generation cast members. Because these guys do know and love their Trek.
Side note– it’s really not for little kids– but I doubt little kids would be into this anyway. The production value is top notch, as far as music and accurate sound effects from the era, and the boys do a lot of extra voice work with a variety of “guest stars”.
Star Trek, TOS, ran for 79 episodes and the Ensigns basically dedicate one episode *for* each episode. They’ve been doing this for a few years now and have put out over 60 so far. I started listening a month ago and am already on episode 63. It’s really well done and occasional LOL funny. They manage to cleverly entwine their stories, their character’s backstories, and the tv show’s eps into an interesting ongoing adventure serial.
The more I listen to, the more involved I get in the lives of these two lovable and lamentable idiots. The beautiful part about it all is that since podcasts are forever, you can just start at the beginning and take your time. If you go to lemmelistenpodcasts.com
you can locate the ‘cast and start from the beginning.
I really don’t listen to podcasts. Almost never. But these guys have a funny show, which mixes nicely crafted scenarios with some improvisation thrown in.
When one considers the work of Shakespeare, Milton, King or San Juan, one can’t help but feel a tiny little tickle at the base of their brain.
What is this tickle?
Is it harmful to me?
It can’t be– it tickles!
No, that tickle is just you hearing about these literary Giants of creation and reflexively remembering the latest creation in the Lundeen stable.
Horse Guy!
I know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking “What ho, Rick…” –and really, we should talk about this because you say that a lot–
“Rick, surely you’re going to devote an entire month *just* to Horse Guy?!?!?”
Well, I would, but I really don’t have that much material.
I have enough material for a week.
Let’s see, got about 5 strips, the song….OH YEAH, THERE’S A SONG!
So maybe a Horse Guy week is warranted.
We’ll see.
I guess I could record the song, then people could play it back and then just mime the words with mouth movements promoted by spreading peanut butter on your gums and trying to lick it off. (The old Mr. Ed trick)
Yes. That WOULD be a good lockdown activity.
Part of the reason I like Horse Guy on the art side is that I can do it as a rougher piece each time, slightly loose pencils, a grittier feel in general.
Well, here’s the latest strip… and here it is via the link to my illustration site — it has each of the three strips so far and the visual gets larger, the larger you make your window.
Originally appearing briefly in the 100 Covers series, I decided I wanted to expand on the character. An assassin that’s rather unemotional and likes killing with his hands. He tends to snap necks but in the end, whatever gets the job done in any given situation.
Initially, the first issue is more of a straight nod to the late, great Darwin Cooke, may he Rest In Peace. Specifically the one color palette to give the story a distinct look. In the first book, we see the Swede in three different scenarios, where the actual kill is usually in an enclosed space or out in the open against great odds.
Book two: Sugo, which just came out, throws the Swede a bit of a curve ball when another assassin intrudes in his business and costs him money. This is not good for anyone. Meet Sugo. He also has a very distinct way of killing people. Side note: Book Two changes the color scheme a bit too for each scene.
The Swede Book One is available at Amazon HERE.
And The Swede Book Two – Sugo is also available on Amazon HERE.
Most people reading this know all about Mickey & Maj but for those who don’t, it’s the story of a seven year old boy who meets an ancient, wise-cracking sentient Magic Carpet that can take him anywhere is time, space or different dimensions.
The book’s future is up in the air. It’s also dependent on sales as usual. I believe the concept has real legs to it but I’m just me. I can only spread the word just so much.
Action Lab was nice enough to combine Books One and Two into one collection and put it out via print and as a digital release. The collection is available on ComiXology and Amazon. The particular process in this case took over a year due to delays but it came out this past January. I figured that it would be an additional year before Book Three was put out of at all but they surprised me and it was released digitally on ComiXology on March 18th. So, the trilogy is out there. We’ll see if the response warrants more stories. Mickey & Maj: The Selfies is still available on Amazon as well.
Sequential Tart is a website that’s been very kind to M&M, with glowing reviews for the combined collection, as well as the release of the latest book. Thanks again to them. I did an interview with them about M&M that was featured in their April edition.
As to what comes next for Michael James Hawthorne and Majestic — I’m in the early stages of Book Four. Books One and Two were 40 pages each. Book Three was 56 pages. No telling on this one. I had a story in mind but I’m adding a few things as I go. Had a brainstorm or two during the break in the action.
Of course the pandemic has slow things up and killed a lot of momentum with Action Lab, so everything’s tentative there as well.
So we’ll see where the Magic Carpet takes us next time, or whether they’ll head into a black hole, because the thing IS.