
We were watching After Life, starring Rick Gervais in his latest misery guts dark comedy, and that sage advice was given to him by a friend.
At a graveyard.
Where she spends every day talking to her late husband’s grave stone.
So basically, Ricky’s character should live every day like there’s no tomorrow, while she sits on her ass on her bench. It’s mostly a well done show, just bring a crying towel (hey, did you know Gervais has an acerbic wit?), but the point is– who actually listens to such advice? Words DO have meaning, if you’re paying attention.
Live life like there’s no tomorrow. And then when there is a tomorrow, you do it all again— now wait a minute.
Maybe it’s just me being too literal, but what fantasy are you playing out here? Live life like there’s no tomorrow because tomorrow the asteroid hits? Because if that’s the case, I think there’ll be a lot of wonton violence, sex, and skullduggery.
Yes, skullduggery.
I guess live your best life, but live like there’s no tomorrow?
Where do we set the goalposts? If you and I BOTH are supposed to live life like there in fact is NO tomorrow, –and don’t think THAT’s not a problem in itself >cough< the Purge >cough<– well then, you would act as if everything is ending. No consequences! So, unless you want to be on the front lines when the CHUDS start eating people, you’re going to off yourself through some hedonistic means. Or your next door neighbor, who might *also* be living by this code might just impale you on the wickets of your croquet set and run off laughing before you even *get* to spend your day acting like an idiot!
The only person this philosophy actually works for is Bill Murray in Groundhog’s day, and we no longer have access to the sorcerous abilities of Harold Ramis. He’s dead. I’m not sure if he lived that last day like there was no tomorrow, though.
Hey, you could travel the world! Ah, but you’ll waste half that day today just *getting* to Europe. Oh, and by the way, you’ll need gobs of money for the bigger enterprises, because no one’s going to fund your day of never ending bacchanalia, fight clubs and orgies. Sure, by this new motto, there’s NO tomorrow, but the electric bill’s coming the day after that, and there’s slightest chance that if you don’t kill yourself cliff diving, you’ll need to microwave a burrito for lunch at some point. If you’re not too busy BASE jumping off the Eiffel Tower.
Sure, the whole thing makes for a moving speech by old women in graveyards who bring their lunch, but suppose you tell this to some who’s not as comedically, darkly brilliant as Mr. Gervais? Suppose you tell it to an average joe who just says screw it and punches a cop? I’m not necessarily saying there are a LOT of stupid people in the world…
…well, yes I am. Seems like a good chunk of idiots are trying embrace this code.
Bye kids! Have fun storming the Capital!
But for those sage viziers out there, maybe choose your words a bit more carefully? Maybe don’t stir up images of flying to Vegas and putting your life savings on 22 black?
How about this– Make today the *best* day you can. Do the same tomorrow.
Now that didn’t hurt, did it? You don’t *have* to climb Everest or even onto your roof. You don’t *have* to go streaking around the neighborhood, but if you do, wear a disguise and make damn sure you can run faster than anyone else who might be chasing you. Like a cop. Or a German Shepherd who’s craving a Snausage.
Here’s an idea: maybe be NICE to a stranger! Maybe pay for their meal if they’re behind you in the drive thru line.
Maybe just compliment someone on doing a good job.
How about whatever you’re job is, don’t act like it’s “beneath” you and don’t behave like an entitled prick?
Perhaps when you’re on the internet, you use your *real* name, instead of something you once thought was clever as a username, then *don’t* tear everything down, no matter how much you want to click bait your audience for your YouTube channel. You don’t have to be unswervingly sweet either, just consider both sides, and don’t hide behind anonymity and your keyboard. You’ll still say stupid things, but at least you’ll own it, and you’ve got greater odds on saying something profound and relevant, too.
But enough with the cockeyed, pie in the sky, super advice that simply never works.
You can’t run a marathon every day, because one day you’ll stop and gain 500 pounds and be on reality tv–and not in a good way.
Instead of selling your soul to Tik-tok, hey, FaceTime with somebody. That way, at least you’re socially interacting with someone face to face instead of shoveling poop emoji’s. Again.
Or do something creative. That’s pretty much all I’ve got on quiet days when there’s no work. I’ll work out, I’ll draw. I’ll even do Sudoku to keep my mind sharp.
Such as it is.
Just get something accomplished. It doesn’t have to be HUGE. Start a hobby.
Or if you put in a hard day at work, or spent a couple hours shoveling, or both, just relax.
Maybe … live each day like it’s a gift.
All depends on how you wrap it.
And who you give it to.

































