Well, maybe. I’m referring to the CW’s biggestest most superest, powerfullest, superhero Crisis ever! Crisis on Infinite Earths is being spread out over five hours of tv. The first three parts have already aired this past December and the final two parts are airing next week. I’m chiming in now because right now, they’re cruising on a high note and frankly, I don’t know if they’re going to stick the landing. 

Sticking the landing on any show or series is very important to me but that deserves its own entry. Here, we, and the producers of these shows, The Berlanti group, are kind of at the mercy of the “house style” of the CW. They seem to require their shows to add heavy doses of one on one talks, a lot of soap opera, and at times, apparently, idiocy and buffoonery. 

Before jumping into my assessment of what’s gone before, during their normal runs, here’s what you can usually look forward to on any of these shows on a typical week. Supergirl– often uninteresting, rambling, and they make the lead character out to be mostly a whimpering idiot. Batwoman– so far in the short run, cool costume, not really ready for the mantle yet and spends too much time on one lame villain, her sister, who she “just knows she can save”. Flash–after losing their way a year ago with sitcom antics, this one’s greatest failing is a lot of sobbing and endless padding of a story. They made a four ep story go 23 eps last year. Black Lightning– most solid of the bunch on every level. Arrow was good after it ditched a lot of the extra soap opera but got to be repetitive and probably should have ended after S5 like they originally planned. Legends doesn’t take their heroes, threats or time travel seriously, it’s mostly just buffoonery and sitcom antics. The title is very misleading and frankly, unearned.

So far though, Crisis parts One, Two and Three just got better and better. Part One was, admittedly, crap. Maybe that’s because it was handled by the Supergirl team, I don’t know but even after finding out entire universes were dying, they found time for comedy bits and not so clever repartee. The whole shebang started with comedy. Well, if you can’t get Keaton to stage a dramatic Bat-cameo watching in anguish as his world is destroyed, I guess you get the next worse thing, Robert Wuhl sitting on a bench cracking a joke. We even see Burt Ward blurt out the obligatory “Holy…!” as he walks Ace the Bat-hound. They probably should have put a colorful sign around his neck that said “Ace the Bat-hound”. 

You’re probably saying, “oh, who cares, they’re having fun!” Well sure they are, but they’re also supposed to be informing the audience that everything and everyone is being destroyed and that it’s obviously a very serious situation. But if they play it for laughs, like they do so many serious things in these shows….don’t expect us to respect your story or these heroes if *you* don’t respect them. 

There was a lot of nonsense including a battle of time wraiths or something, necessitating both Green Arrow and Batwoman to jump a lot and spin in mid air for no reason as they took cover behind rocks and a needless death for Ollie that you knew wouldn’t take because it was lame. Lots of dumb stuff, illogical stuff. Gosh, Lois is just so witty and funny. Moving on.

Part One/Supergirl: 2 of 10.

Part Two was the Batwoman episode and I think this one started with the Huntress star from Birds of Prey from about 15 years ago. Here, we had her on the rooftops, playing a great cameo, trying to contact Oracle as she looked on in helpless anguish as her world then dies. That was chilling and quality. The other two highlights were Kevin Conroy playing a future Bruce Wayne/Batman and it was great to finally have the voice come alive and with a twist for his story, being the Batman that one day killed the Joker and once he crossed that line….

The other major appearance was the Kingdom Come Superman played by Brandon Routh and in one fell swoop, I hope it showed Warner Bros studios how Superman should look and how he should be played. Of course they won’t listen but if they were smart…..  in any case, thanks to these guest appearances, this was a big step up. There was still some comedy and Batgirl and Supergirl were okay. Did I mention that Lois is funny and witty? Just so happens they’re pitching a Superman and Lois show.

Part Two/Batwoman: 6/10

The Flash hosted part three and here’s where they pretty much stopped the comedy finally because now I guess it dawned on them that of the millions of alternate universes, we were now down to only SIX. I guess that sobered up either them or the writers but this was a pretty tight hour of guest appearances and dramatic plot points. Tom Welling shows up as Clark, Routh is still there as the best super character in all these shows (definitely not the annoying Ray Palmer) and John Wesley Shipp returns as the Flash and Black Lightning arrives to make the assemblage even greater.  The whole episode is handled with a quality that all these shows should be handled with each week, including pacing and action. Unfortunately, by the episode’s end, things look darker than ever as everything is eradicated except a handful of heroes, half of them non powered, to face one of the most powerful figures in what was once the Multiverse. A truly great set up.

Part Three/Flash: 8/10

Which leaves us next week with Part Four/Green Arrow and Part Five/Legends of the DC Universe. They’re gonna have to be because the thing IS.

Timing is everyth—-hey, about scheduling this thing….

I was jamming’ on stuff this morning and I almost forgot to post up, so this is timely….

Realistically, I probably won’t be posting up a new blog every day. I probably have an adequate supply of cogent thought mixed with nonsense but my work schedule, when busy, is unpredictable to say the least. Also, if there are enough students signing up to warrant it, I’ll be teaching a course in Sequential art at College of DuPage starting mid March, so little things like that could interrupt scheduling. 

I’m sure that at some point, I’ll become complacent or bored, the gap between the posts will become wider and wider like most blogs. Eventually just pics of tumbleweeds will go up. I did tinker with the idea of doing 365 posts in 365 days, since I started on January 1st, then stopping completely after #365. Sure, *last* year would have been more interesting (we assume at this point) but although you’re going to get some serious entries along with the absurd and the standards, me trying this last year would have been difficult to say the least. Also, had I started it one year ago, sure it would have started out fun but as of 1-15, it would have taken quite the turn. 

We’ll see. I originally thought to maybe take weekends off but if I’m jamming on a bunch of stuff all week and don’t get around to posting, I’ll certainly jump on some weekend posts anyway. I haven’t had a 9 to 5 job in 20 years, so we’ll keep things loose. 

Oh, and by the way, *you* might get talked about. Yes, YOU. I won’t go into the nastier stuff like when you-know-who ended up with the dead hooker in his basement or anything like that. Good times. Nothing actionable but some of the things I’ve found amusing over the years. Mind you, I do have an absurd sense of humor, so stay tuned, I suppose. 

Because the thing IS.

It’s not every ep that gets a rhyme. 

I can not give them credit for sticking the landing. If I never saw the show in previous years, I think I’d be impressed as hell! But I have been watching every ep, every year. That’s how I recognized how thoroughly Chibnall ripped off The Sound of Drums and several other old eps. Really, Russell T. Davie’s and Steven Moffat’s greatest hits. 

It’s a shame because if I wasn’t constantly noticing all the unabashed nods to Blink, The Big Bang, even Age of Steel, Gridlock and the previously mentioned The Sound of Drums, I might have been fooled into thinking this was an original episode. 

It being a Master episode, I can only guess Chibnall decided that he’d just take a bunch of story bits and plot devices from the penultimate episode of Series 3 and just  throw them in. The “fam” on the run but now known worldwide as Most Wanted with their pictures on every screen. The heartsbeat of the Master, tap tap tap tap, three of them sitting around in a warehouse chatting and of course the raving mad dog version of the Master. Sacha Dhawan is a very good actor but half the time is playing the raving lunatic. It doesn’t serve him well. 

Jodie does pretty well here, standing toe to toe with her arch nemesis. A shame the ep was such a mash of rehashing. The ending was strong though, even if Gallifrey being gutted is another repeat. The Fam finally asking her who exactly she is and her responding is well done too. Unfortunately, it opens up the can of worms. 

With the gap year, they’ve been riding along with this galactic stranger for two years now, almost getting killed every week. They’re only *now* asking who she is?!?!? Seriously? She comes across as half insane half the time and they all should have died in the vacuum of space at the end of their very first adventure! –in fact there’s no way they didn’t but Chibs isn’t big on science.

The end discussion they have plainly states that in all this time, they haven’t sat down somewhere for a chat. In two years. Because anyone and everyone who would ever step inside the TARDIS, especially after almost dying, would be asking questions about *everything*. For god’s sake, Yaz is *supposed to be a cop*! She seriously doesn’t question the Doctor’s background for two YEARS? That’s what people do, but Chibs doesn’t get that for some reason. It’s as if he hasn’t had a lot of social interaction in his life. 

And let’s talk about the “fam”. The three stooges. They’re utterly useless in this story. There’s no need for them. They’re nothing more than liabilities. Dangerous liabilities at that. Graham, usually the most beloved character of the series is made to be a dancing idiot with laser shoes. Yes, deadly lasers start shooting out of his feet in all directions because he has absolutely no control over them. Yes, Yaz should’ve probably taken one through the skull and Ryan should have lost a limb several times but it’s all funny, all Scooby Doo rascally fun. My wife suggested halfway through that the Doctor just send the three dopes back to 1834 and we’ll keep Aida, who was much smarter and far more competent a companion. Yaz and Ryan were also useless, idiotic, comic relief. 

Other casualties of The can of worms being opened….

• The nazi’s are spraying bullets *all* over the floor with machine guns, just in case someone is hiding under the floor. They leave, satisfied. Then the woman spy native to the era (world famous spy they happen to run into immediately upon landing–coincidence), lifts up some floor boards and we see the Doctor and Aida laying there unhurt somehow. There was a rug over the section. Perhaps the nazi’s didn’t feel like shooting it? Nice pattern? 
• The Master has done many horrible things, from multiple genocide to the burning of planets, but dressing as a Nazi is a “new low” for him? That scraping sound is my eyes rolling in an extreme manner.
• They showcase Aida, who’s technically the mother of the modern day computer, which is great, a real trailblazer. But for some reason, Chibs takes on a Nazi B story to wedge in the female trailblazer spy and she gets short shrift. I thought she’d get her own ep. Instead she gets jammed in on the side of this one. Pace yourself, Chibs, spread the wealth a bit more!

So yeah, we’re two eps in on S12, already 1/5th the way done and after a decent start, Chibs seems to be regressing again. Next week, ep 3 is “Orphan 55” written by Ed Hime, who wrote my favorite story if S11, “It Takes You Away”.  I’m always more hopeful when Chibs isn’t writing, because the thing IS.

We recently had a new garbage company sign contracts with our little town. The old system was getting expensive, what with the stickers going up and up in price. The new system was activated on January 2nd. We now are in possession of two garbage bins. A regular 65 gallon garbage bin and a 65 gallon recyclables bin.

I’m going to give you a second to A) calm down, as I know this is exciting and B) just…to keep you on the edge of your seat.

Now, due to the holiday– yes, yes, you see what’s coming…you can smell it…like garbage… due to the holidays, the pick up day was pushed back, so instead of them picking up on the new day Friday, it was to have been on Saturday. Around noon on Saturday, they did indeed pick up the garbage bin, and were nice enough to signal the ushering in of this new alliance by sliding the bin into the middle of the driveway. Their signature, if you will.

But what ho……? “Rick,” you might say…”…pray thee tell us about the recyclables bin! Doth not leave us hanging, bro!” 

Well, they never did pick it up. I know, right? It went out there late Friday night and is still there. It’s Monday morning and it’s still there. Seeing which way the wind was blowing, I called them at 4pm Saturday afternoon to let them know it was still there. Got their “answering service”, who took my information and said they’d get back to me. Nothing. Left an email with them Sunday morning…..nothing. It’s still there.

It tasks me. THEY task me…….

I’m going to get up, shower, obviously have to push back the work out due to this crisis and then go down for an unassuming breakfast and coffee, before glancing out the window yet again….because the thing IS.

Almost 4PM, and I notice it’s still there. I’ve received word from the Johnny-on-the-spot garbage service that it will be picked up within 24 hours. I figured you’d be wondering.

The thing IS…….I have about 437 faults. One is that many things annoy me. Why can’t the universe be more like me? Never mind, that’s another blog for another time. But I’ll give you an example of why also annoy myself.

It’s bedtime and I’m striving to get comfortable so I can fall asleep. I’m a somewhat delicate and complex mechanism as far as what not to do in bed, in service of getting to sleep, as it may lead to many physical regrets in the morning. Through the myriad decades, I’ve learned to position myself so that primarily, the neck and lower back get protected so I don’t wake up hobbling around the house in the morning, hunched over, neck to the side, moaning “sanctuary!” Because I never miss an opportunity to mock the absurdity of me and if I can get a hunchback gag in, I’ll do it. Basically, I’m sleeping on my right side, facing the side table. Possibly one knee up. Dynamic.

Having cleared the first bed hurdle as I’ve just named it, it’s then a matter of me taming the tiny city of Phlegmopolis that resides in the back of my throat. A serious and infuriating case of post nasal drip that has hounded me for many years and while it’s possible the family has learned to block it out, I never can. I just cleared my throat. It does come in handy for echo location purposes though. The family can usually tell where I am anywhere in the house if they just wait a bit. Just cleared my throat — there he is!

But I digress. Once the clearing of the throat has calmed and the blowing of the nose has receded– a byproduct of clearing the throat, it’s a back and forth teeter totter of phlegmy fun–then I can start to relax. OH…you’re probably thinking “poor Linda! How can she slee–” SHE SLEEPS JUST FINE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. My wife has even odds on being able to sleep through a nuclear war, so she’s okay.

It’s now quiet and I’m trying to rest my mind, pushing away all financial concerns, trying NOT to think of the extraordinarily good or bad entertainment I’ve just seen, etc. Clear the mind, employ some calming method to reach that restive state so that you might drift off. It’s quiet. But then you shift one more time, lift your head slightly off the pillow. You hear the sound.

“smkLAH”  

Here’s the thing. I don’t know if it’s because I’m a human blast furnace that generates heat–probably— but laying on the side of my head on the pillow after a while makes my ear a bit sweaty or greasy whatever, but after it’s smooshed down, when I lift my head, the ear unfolds, expands, flowers out, whatever you want to call it and “smkLAH”.

This bugs the hell out of me. It’s a loud “smkLAH” that I have no choice but to hear because it’s in my ear….it’s my ear! So I have to grab a Kleenex and clean my ear. *Hopefully* NOT beginning the whole multi tier sleep hurdle system once again. Head down. Try again to rest the mind….you know part of the problem is that I’m hyper aware of everything going on with me at all times. Most people can sleep through anything but if I wake up and the ol’ bladder’s 7.3% full, I feel honor bound to empty it. Otherwise, I will focus on that and suddenly, it’s 9.4% full and nature will only advance this progression, I’ll start thinking of waterfalls, mass chaos, so get up, take care of it. 

But what ho…..? How much time has passed now? Sure am warm. Don’t even lift your head. Don’t. Do. It. I’m sure the ear is still pleasantly dry. You can just drift off. Do not lift your head. Envision a hand gently tapping a balloon. Bump…..bump…….bump….hhhhhh………….. I lift my head

“smkLAH”

On January 20th, BBC America is finally committed to showing Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Time to dive in and appreciate it.

In 1987, original programming on syndicated tv was a wasteland. There were tons of reruns of Gilligan’s Island but not much in the way of new product. Enter Star Trek: The Next Generation. Us Star Trek fans were STARVED for new Trek. We would gladly take anything. ANYTHING. So when we got two over all crap seasons with Picard, Data and Worf with a few real wonderful episodes scattered throughout, we hung on and as of season 3, they brought up their game and all in all, it was a really good show. But several years later, a better Trek show started. It was called Deep Space Nine.

This was January of ’93 and the previously barren syndicated landscape was now jam packed with a TON of shows, in which DS9 was the latest drop of water into this ocean. It wasn’t even the only show about a space station! Right along side of it was Babylon 5, by JMS (famous writer whose name I never get right). 

I like to give shows a chance, so I watched the pilot for both shows, as space stuff like this is usually my thing. B5 was boring, amateurish and even with the nice effects, it looked cheap and the characterization was hollow. DS9, on the other hand was more solid, interesting and even with the religious overtones added in–not to be preachy by any means but to add more conflict–it seemed a lot more solid all the way around and it also had the added advantage of the familiar Star Trek trappings. So I stuck with it. 

Now admittedly, the first two seasons of DS9 had their slow moments too but they were still much much better than the first two years of TNG. Plus, the foundations for quite a few momentous and spectacular storylines were laid in those first two seasons. We were introduced to characters who would just get better and better as their personal stories grew and they evolved. There were a few characters I actively disliked at the beginning, yet I grew to love them as the seasons went by, just because of the superlative writing mixed with their acting. 

And conflict, yes there was. The thing is, Gene Roddenberry envisioned that in the far flung future, all humanity had evolved above and beyond all prejudice, materialism, the need for money, etc. The crew of the Enterprise in TNG was the nicest around, all the time. Almost never a harsh word spoken. That, along with the endless conference meetings made for some bland stories. Not so on DS9. On that space station, you had flawed, real humans from Starfleet living with the extremely religious Bajorans, the greedy, latinum loving Ferengi, the fascist Cardassians and whatever other alien species moved in, though or out of the station.

The basic thrust of the series is that disillusioned Starfleet Commander Benjamin Sisko accepts a backwater posting at the very edge of the Alpha quadrant, taking his young son Jake with him as he continues to drift through life after the death of his wife three years earlier at Wolf 359, where Starfleet got its ass kicked by the Borg. The space station itself is of Cardassian design, left behind when they pulled out of Bajor, in orbit below, after a 50 year occupation. So Starfleet moved in to help out the now recovering Bajor and has to make do with the station, warts and all. It might seem a somewhat sedate posting out in the middle of nowhere until miraculously, a wormhole appears nearby. What’s more, it’s a stable wormhole that leads to the Gamma quadrant of space. Basically, going through the wormhole is a 60,000 light year short cut. Suddenly, this sleepy, backwater station on the outer frontier of space is perhaps the most economically and strategically important spot anywhere in the known cosmos. 

Aside from Cmdr. Sisko and Jake, you had Miles O’Brien, transferring over from TNG to basically get the wrecked station Starfleet ready, bringing his wife Keiko and daughter Molly with him. Major Kira Nyris, the hot headed second in command of the station and former Bajoran resistance fighter against the Cardassians during the occupation. The headstrong and verbose Dr. Julian Bashir, a brilliant doctor who craves the frontier medicine aspect of it all. Security chief Odo, a shape shifter and seemingly the only one of his kind. Odo’s “nemesis”, Quark, the scheming Ferengi bar owner, his dopey brother Rom and Rom’s delinquent son Nog. You also had Lt. Jadzia Dax, a young woman from Trill in her 20’s who was a brilliant scientist but also the host for a 300 year old symbiont who had 7 other hosts before Jadzia, who now had all the memories and knowledge of all of them. There was Gul Dukat, the former Cardassian prefect of the station who came around to be a general asshole and pain in the ass too. Vedek Wynn, a duplicitous Bajoran cleric and another pain in Sisko’s ass who would routinely kill you with passive aggression. And Garak, a Cardassian tailor, who’d been exiled from his home planet for some reason. All brilliant characters, wonderfully written and inhabited by fantastic actors. The *least* of these characters proved to be every bit as alive and fantastic and fleshed out as the *most* important character in any other Trek series, including TOS.

The writers really did go where no man had gone before in the way they built the relationships, the stories, the epic multi-part stories, the over arching, world changing themes, you name it. If you’ve never watched show, treat yourself. Let them establish what they need to in the first season. It all pays off. There are a few clunkers in the first season and then maybe one or two the next but it’s rare. You’ll be glad you stuck through it, because the thing IS.

There used to be a show on about 30 years ago called The Sports Writers and it was these four old time newspaper sports reporters, one was around 70, one was in his 60’s, one was around 50 and the youngest was late 30’s and they sat around this table, with an all black background, two of them smoking cigars and just talking sports. These guys were crusty old pros talking about boxing, baseball, football, all sports. And they were entertaining as hell.

I’m really only into baseball and only somewhat interested in boxing but just listening to these guys talk passionately about all the sports was just fascinating. They’d go on about interesting tidbits regarding soccer or behind the scenes with college football– I didn’t care, it was all just extremely compelling. Because they were passionate, plain and simple. It also helps that at least two of them almost appeared to be straight out of central casting, chomping on cigars, on the ragged edge of yelling for the copy boy or “Get me editorial” or “Stop the presses!” The show was on for a decent amount of time here in Chicago and had a pretty decent following. Just a simple premise. Four guys at a table. Nothing else. No background, no nothing. Just them talking about what they love.

It was because of that show that I put together “Talkin’ Comics” here at a local high school that had it’s very own cable access channel. This was the mid ’90’s. I first somehow convinced the school to let me do the show. Then, I contacted three comic book loving friends of mine, Seitu Hayden, Lou Cella and Mike Edsey and convinced them to come to the school for a days’ shooting where we’d film several episodes. I picked topics for each episode like comics to films, events and crossovers, etc. each show was a little under 30 minutes and we even had commercial breaks. I think we did about 8 eps total. It was pretty cool, as it was the whole shebang with commercial cues, opening theme music I brought in that I created in the Garage band program on my Mac, did some art cards for the intro, etc. Damned if we didn’t put on a show! Just four guys, sitting around a table, no background, just talking passionately about what they loved.

For the next 7 or 8 years, I kept hearing from the school that this was the most popular, best rated show they ever had. They kept running the same 8 episodes for years! Yet they never asked us to do more. They weren’t really into taking the initiative, which was odd for a class that was all about learning how to run a professional tv station. Curious.

Then ten years later, I bugged them again and we did another round of shows with the same guys. It was all great fun again but the follow up by this bunch of kids was even more lacking because they never even gave us DVD’s of the episodes. I don’t even have a visual to provide, sadly. Just kind of disappointing but eh. Live and learn. We lived and I hope they learned something, because the thing IS.

Spyfall part 1

I went into Doctor Who Series 12 very warily. Series 11 was mostly a mess and the worst over all series of the show since its inception in 1963. And 90% of the problem was new showrunner Chris Chibnall. His horrific scripts mainly. 

He was socially progressive in casting the first female Doctor. Yet he held no auditions to get the best candidate for such a momentous occasion, he just hired someone he worked with on Broadchurch. A friend. He created a racially diverse cast of Tardis regulars but neglected to develop any of their characters except the middle aged white guy. It was pretty bad. The only bright spots were some of the guest writers who actually did a better job writing the characters than he did. 

Oh, I could go on but suffice to say, it did not inspire confidence as Series 12 approached. It premiered last night with Spyfall, part 1. Spoilers ahead, you’ve been warned. 

Actually, I was pleasantly surprised. Jodie Whitaker’s Doctor still doesn’t inspire confidence n the role but here was a rare Chibnall instance of the story being good enough to do the heavy lifting. There were proper, evil, scary, unknown aliens. An actual, credible threat, which was missing throughout Series 11. Graham, the middle aged white guy was still the best character in the Tardis, again, more so than the Doctor –an ongoing issue– BUT, the Doctor was actually okay at times, taking a break from being wacky and managing to step up here. Yaz, the police officer who mostly stood around in the corner all last season doing nothing actually had some screen time. More than all of last year really. Ryan….was still fairly useless but over all, this ep was a step up from last year, which is encouraging. Here comes that spoiler…

Sasha Dahwan, who played “O”, a former MI6 operative, turned out to be The Master, which frankly, blew me away. I did not see that coming. We’ll see where this goes but myself, I’m hoping A) he’s not another frothing, maniacal idiot like John Simm’s version of the Master. Missy did the role better, handling the evil and the crazy better. B) technically, Missy would have been unable to regenerate after being shot in the back by her predecessor, so I’m really kind of hoping that this new Master is a much much earlier incarnation. Earlier than Simm, Jacobi, Roberts, Pratt and Ainley (all actors who played the part in years and decades past to varying degrees of quality). Maybe so far back that he came right after Roger Delgado, the original and the gold standard, the true, worthy Moriarty to the Doctor’s Holmes. 

We will see. We’ll see if Chibnall can stick the landing in part 2 this Sunday night. We’ll see if he can keep his scripts above average through the season and service all his companions well enough. We’ll see if dire situations bring out the steel in Whitaker’s Doctor. We’ll see, because the thing IS.

Evidently, I have a lot of “lead ins” or qualifiers (?) to most things I say. 

“The thing is…”

“Anyway…”

“I also wanted to say….”

“In any case…”

“Evidently…”

Christ, I’m annoying. I really should just get to the point. Here goes…I guess that’s another one! Jesus!  My wife suggested I start a blog just because I need an outlet? Because I always seem to be going on about something? To get me out of her hair? All of the above. 

I’ve usually maintained that no one wants to hear what I have to say. Mine is just one opinion among the millions out there. Then again, the same could be said for literally a billion other people who already have blogs about pretty much anything and everything voicing their opinions and I don’t give a crap what they’re saying so turnabout is…. fair play? 

I must say “The thing is…” fairly regularly, plus I am a pretty big fan of The Thing from the Fantastic Four, so combine those two shining elements and you have the name of this new, fresh, steaming blog. I suppose “New, Fresh, Steaming, Blog” would work too but I already have a title! So, I’m throwing together a separate website from my others and I’ll occasionally just add to it when I can. 

Side note: (there’ll be a lot of this too) I do have a Thing collection, which is mostly action figures but includes a couple pages of original artwork as well. The collection numbers almost 150 pieces now. Yes, I’m sure you’re very very impressed probably.

The blog entries will be fairly straightforward, not a lot of bells and whistles, just me observing, ranting about or relaying stuff in general. I’ll post up a link to FB and Twitter whenever I blog but if I forget, you can always check in once a week or so and see if I’ve started a new government, lost a limb or done something of note. In the end, it’ll usually have a humorous component regardless of however serious the topic is because that seems to be how I roll. 

Also, the majority of these topics will probably be written while I lay awake at 4am worrying or thinking or thinking about worrying. So, until next time….the thing IS.