At least we know who and what we are now

Although today’s the election, we really have no idea when the final, official results are going to be in. We have no idea how many votes will be suppressed by those with certain agendas. A few states won’t be allowing late ballots or even counting ballots past a certain point. 

Our president has a reputation for saying the whole thing is rigged, even after he wins, so you can imagine tantrum he’ll have when he loses the popular vote (again). We have no idea if the Electoral College, that useless, archaic piece of detritus, will bite us in the backside once again and render the popular vote meaningless. 

We have a fairly decent notion that even if it’s a landslide against him, Trump won’t go out willingly, pleasantly, or with any dignity what so ever. He’ll fight tooth and nail, try and pull every delaying tactic in the book, and generally continue to make life miserable for everyone, even his staunch supporters. But his staunchest supporters, especially the hate groups, they admire Trump’s perceived toughness, even though their perceptions are obviously dubious at best.

We don’t really know how ugly it will get either way, since Nazis can be vindictive. White supremacists, white power groups, whatever, let’s call a Nazi a Nazi.

So, like I say, we don’t know a whole lot, but if the last four years have taught us anything, it’s shown us just how infested our house is.

During the eight years under Obama, we deluded ourselves into thinking we’d grown a bit, become a bit more enlightened. Many had, but others were sequestered in their hidey-holes, just waiting for their moment in the sun, when one old, orange con man would say anything they want to hear, and do absolutely anything to make them happy. Der Donald.

After the Electoral College gifted the win to Trump in 2016, some of the dumbest of the white supremacy groups (and that’s saying something) went joyriding and terrorizing. They were emboldened by the victory, and of course that’s horrible, they’re horrible, the whole situation is horrible.

Their version of “making America great” is an amazing, bizarro-universe, deluded cluster-f***. Common sense flew out the window years ago at Mach 2.

I could go on and on but I’ll just say this — sure, things are in really bad shape, embarrassingly so. 

Far worse than we could have thought. On every level.

We know this. And we know it’s not just Trump, it’s who put him there.

But, regardless the outcome of the election, at least the blinders are off, we know where we stand, and we have a better idea what we’re dealing with. 

I think that’s at least better than flying blind, assuming we’re doing wonderfully.

VROOM! VROOM! It’s TURBO-TEEN!

In the mid 1980’s shortly after the last dinosaur died, there was a tv show called Knightrider. It was about a guy (David Hasselhoff) who has a talking car (KITT, voiced by Marc Daniels) and it was pretty popular. So of course the cartoon world had to get in on the act and make a horrible cartoon to cash in on it.

TURBO-TEEN!

Some 16 year old twerp is driving his Camaro/Trans am cartoon hybrid on a stormy night around a really unsafe cliff turn with no guard-railings when lightning strikes a tree!

The tree manages to fall in front of the car perfectly blocking the unsafe road!

The kid can’t do anything but veer right off the mile high cliff to certain death!

But he manages to fall/fly/drive through a wooden door to a high security secret lab!

Then he slides/floats RIGHT into the path of some molecular plot device ray!

There’s also a scientist there!

The kid’s molecules bonded with his car, so now he can turn INTO his car! Zowie!

TURBO-TEEN!!!!!

I don’t know or care who produced it!

I don’t know or care who did the voice work!

TURBO-TEEN!!!!!!!!!!

It only lasted 13 episodes!

Probably only one before people started throwing garbage at the screen!

There was a shaggy dog!

TURBO-TEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The car was red and turbo-charged!

I had to draw the stupid thing during Inktober!

TURBO-TEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I couldn’t be bothered to watch more than the opening!

Maybe it was great!

I seriously doubt it!

TURBO-TEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thus Endeth Inktober

That was interesting.

When I started, I went to great lengths to set things up just so, so I bought a bendy phone holder that could clamp onto my drawing board and hold my iPhone for recording the drawings.

This way, I could show a realtime video of the process of each drawing, complete with commentary. Also, thanks to the iPadPro, I could also share the time lapse of each drawing each day on the blog. 

Depending on the day, I usually had something interesting to say–usually. 

Then, I’d load the video up into my YouTube channel, and I’d load up the time lapse as well, so people could check out both versions. 

By day nine, it became very apparent that no one was interested in the long videos with my commentary. Not that they were even that long– I think the longest one was maybe 18 minutes tops. The shortest was maybe seven minutes. 

But why watch the process over an excruciating 15 minutes when you can watch a quick minute or less of a time lapse?

Point taken, so by day 10, I stopped the videos and just did the time lapse. That was actually easier for me anyway.

It also proves that I’m not the guy to do presentations or draw in front of people in this set up, teach an online class or do commentary, I don’t think. Drawing yes. Talking while drawing? Not so much.

The next bit was probably the prompts. You had the regular Inktober prompts and then the specialized Jack Kirby themed Jacktober prompts featuring his creations and co-creations. 

I thought this was great because I figured that if I didn’t like the prompt from one list, I could slide over to the other one. Oooof. 

What I didn’t count on was the Scioli guy, who put together the Kirby list, front-loaded the vast majority of Jack’s good characters at the start, leaving us a whole load of 7th rate characters scattered on the back half, with only a very few highlights. If this guy wrote an “informative” book about Kirby, I hope it’s better formulated than the Jacktober list.

Between some of the “eh” prompts on the regular list and some of the Jack prompts, there were some low rent days. “Coral” might have been rockbottom. Or Turboteen. Or Mr. T.

Finally, there was the time factor. I never know how busy I’m likely to get on any given day, week or month, work-wise, so I figured it would be smart to work a little ahead, so if something came up, I could stay on schedule putting up the appropriate drawing for the appropriate day. So, I got a couple days ahead. The first two weeks turned out to be very quiet even with my folks here for the second week. So I got farther and farther ahead. Definitely wasn’t rushing.

Yeah, so I was done with all 31 days by October 15th. Hell, I’m writing this whole recap of the month on the 18th!

Now some might say, “oh, you broke the rules!”  Yes, well most people do in one way or another with this exercise. I know people who get busy and just skip days, or if they don’t like the prompt, they do something else. 

The whole point is to draw and learn. I usually end up drawing all the time anyway. It’s what I do. 

But as far as *presenting* 31 drawings in 31 days based on available prompts, now I’ve been there, done that, and I need never do it again. It was an interesting exercise.

Maybe next year, I do the NaNoWriMo or the 24 hour comic book challenge.

Or not. 

I won’t have to strictly maintain this blog every single day next year. That was the big impetus for me doing Inktober this year anyway.

So, we’ll see.

“Turboteen”. Guh.

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