Review- Falcon and the Winter Soldier *Spoilers*

This was my most eagerly anticipated series from the MCU/Disney+ stable. Had to really shift gears from WandaVision, as this was a very different story — the story of Sam Wilson, Bucky Barnes, John Walker, and who gets that shield. 

Whereas WandaVision was an experimental tour of Wanda’s tragic life as seen through sitcoms, FATWS is a socio-political thriller more in line with Captain America: The Winter Soldier movie.  

It’s gratifying to see a *whole* Bucky Barnes again in every way possible. I’m still blown away by the fact that no name young actor Sebastian Stan played Bucky Barnes in the first Cap movie, yet Marvel never recast, sticking with Stan on this whole incredible journey for this character. And for us viewers, the *investment* in this Bucky Barnes pays off so so big here. 

The Winter Soldier coming back in the comics was one of the greatest additions to comics in decades. It even took the “nobody stays dead in comics” cliche, and presented such a strong story, it blew away the cliche. Then they went and did it just as well if not better on screen. Truly amazing. 

And as great as Bucky is, I really love the character of Sam Wilson (Anthony Mackie). He’s just … well, he’s a great, down to earth guy, and will make a great Captain America. He’s had his own journey as well since CATWS. Here, seeing his home town, sister and nephews just brings us deeper into his world, where real world problems exist for Avengers too. Sam’s interaction with Isaiah are powerful and heartbreaking (the mere fact that Marvel even WENT there with Isaiah was bold but probably necessary). After this series, seriously, I could see the formation of a new Avengers led by Sam as Cap. Eventually. Plenty o films ahead on the docket already.

It’s also wonderful to see Sam and Bucky tightening the bond between them. 

Sam was perhaps a bit naive thinking he could just retire the shield and that the government wouldn’t just take it. I get that he might feel unworthy. I mean who *wouldn’t* when comparing themselves to Steve Rogers? But the whole John Walker experiment had to play out, so Sam would see the light and Walker would become USAgent. 

The addition of Julia Louis Dreyfus as the Contessa Valentina Allegra de Fontaine is very interesting, because *in the 1960’s comics*, aside from Nick Fury and Dum Dum Dugan, Val was one of the top officers in SHIELD. Who this incarnation is associated with is anyone’s guess. Seems like Sharon Carter (Emily Van Camp) is destined to be a villain in future installments. Aunt Peggy would not be amused. A shame to see her go rogue but all things considered, she did get branded a traitor after Civil War, even after her loyal service time, so she’s understandably ticked off.

It was great to see Zemo (Daniel Bruhl) join the party. He’s a great foil for Sam and especially Bucky. And thanks to his butler on the outside, who’s seemingly very proficient with car bombs, Zemo wins again. Really, he smashed all but one of the remaining vials of the serum, killed the scientist who made it, and orchestrated the car bomb. His goal of eradicating all things Super soldier made incredible strides in this show. We even got to see the purple mask!

The purple mask.

In the past, I’ve gone on about how the MCU tends to elevate or enhance the characters when transplanting them from comics to the screen. Zemo’s no different. Although in the comics, there were two generations of Zemo villains, the original fought Cap in WWII. His big invention was creating Adhesive X! A … really strong glue. He kept it in a vat. Cap shattered said vat with his shield, sending Adhesive X! pouring all over Zemo’s head, causing the purple mask to be stuck on his head forever. Thus, the 80 year vendetta of his family against Cap. Gotta say, I like the movie version better.

Batroc’s another one. In the comics, he was an over the top Frenchman with a crazy pointy mustache. “Wee wee, mon capitan! Are you ready for zee fight?!” Score another for the MCU.

John Walker (Wyatt Russell) is presented as a cautionary tale and is sympathetic enough at first, until it’s clear he’s a bit in over his head, and then he loses it after his partner Lamar (Cle Bennett) gets killed by the main antagonist, Karly Morgenthau (Erin Kellyman).

CHOP CHOP! SPLURT! Two points guessing which scene that refers to.

Karly’s a worthy opponent who Sam’s trying to sincerely help but in the end, there was always going to be bloodshed. Karly and her Flag-Smashers were doomed to fail. I did like that no one’s shying away from the total cluster*** that occurred in the world is now that all the people came back after five years. Seriously, everyone moved on. Abandoned homes were taken over by other people. People got on with their lives and married other people, or at least started relationships that lasted years. Suddenly there was shelter and food for everyone and things were miserable for a time, and then they got better. Much better. I guarantee you, that in the backs of many people’s minds, in that dark little corner, amongst all the survivor guilt, some had that subversive little thought…

…that maybe Thanos was right?

Then, everyone showed up on everybody else’s doorstep, as if NO time at all had passed, seeing their houses gone, loved ones with other people, or dead, jobs gone. Suddenly, the unwashed masses who were finally accepted where they never were before, were all on the verge of being kicked to the curb again, because the missing people came back. Governments were suddenly in just as bad a spot, making decisions which gave rise to a group of super soldier terrorists led by Karly. 

Oh, what a mess, but again, one that I’m glad they began addressing.

Also interesting to see such a heavy Wakandan presence here, with a substantial impact on the story, even if there was no mention of the current regime shift over there due to T’challa’s death. The Wakandan Dora Milaje corral Zemo, were responsible for finally getting Bucky’s mind right, showed how quickly they could literally disarm him, and made one hell of an awesome Cap suit for Sam. 

And man oh man, he rocked the costume. Yet ANOTHER point for the MCU. See, in the comics, Sam’s wings were really a lot simpler and just *attached* to his arms. So when he became Cap in the comics, the very act of throwing the shield AND staying aloft on wing power was problematic at best (they kinda cheated over it). But the separate jet pack/wings construction in the films make everything easier and workable. 

Sam really acquits himself well, right down to a moving and impassioned speech which cements his new identity.

Of course, even more moving is his end reveal to the previously mentioned Isaiah Bradley, whose personal story is a horrifying mirror of real world events such as the Tuskegee Airmen. I’m glad they added Isaiah’s story. 

It’s actually very impressive that they fit ALL of this into six 45 minute episodes. I’ve got to believe they’ll be at least another season coming, if for no other reason than to see the cool new logo for “Captain America and The Winter Soldier”.

…and Marvel has “Captain America 4” in the works now. 

GUNG GUNG!

Merkerson, Harmon, Orbach, Stein and Watterston in S9

For quite some time now, I’ve been watching the original Law and Order. 

As I think on it, this all might have started in the hospital last November. Not a lot of channels with good content on in the hospital, and every Monday night on BBC America, they ran a Law and Order marathon of about 7 episodes. Well that was *one* night a week taken care of. So I must have watched a dozen or so eps at least while sequestered. I’d always heard good things about the show, and I probably caught part of an episode here or there over the decades but I never hopped on the train. 

I HAD ended up watching the first 16 full seasons of “Law & Order: SVU” a few years ago but I’ll tell you right now, if you’re going to watch reruns of SVU, just concern yourselves with the first twelve seasons, which ran from 1999 to 2011. That was an excellent run as long as Stabler (Chris Meloni) was there. After he left, it started to go downhill, and the show, such as it is, is still on. Sadly. 

But as for the *original* L&O… I knew it was good, and I simply didn’t want to get sucked in. Because if a show is really good, I want to see all of it. Well, all it took was me being near death in hospital and being a captive audience. I got sucked in. Sue me.

Noth, Dzundza, Moriarty, and Brooks, in S1

Probably watched half of season 8 while laid up. Jerry Orbach as the somewhat  lovable, yet mostly crusty veteran detective Lenny Briscoe, who was always applying his irascible wit. Benjamin Bratt played Rey Curtis, the younger, straight arrow detective. S. Epatha Merkerson, who played Lt. Anita Van Buren, who led the squad room and shouldered the various headaches that came with the cases. Sam Waterston as Assistant DA Jack McCoy, who could be a real asshole. Carey Lowell who played ADA Jamie Ross, who was a go-getter. Steven Hill, who played District Attorney Adam Schiff, who was the epitome of the term crusty-crabby. Oh, yeah, I was hooked.

When I got back home, I had PLENTY of time for recuperation, so I looked around to see if any cable channels were regularly running reruns of the original L&O show. 

GUNG GUNG! WE tv, the ION channel, Bounce, BBC America, and at least one more channel I’m forgetting we’re running a lot of eps each week, from different seasons, *plus* Peacock had a bunch of seasons sitting available. So, I set the DVR and in bits and pieces here and there, I watched the many many MANY episodes from the many seasons.

Stein, Merkerson, Farina, Parisse, Thompson, Rohm, and Watterston in S15

Law & Order premiered in 1990 and went until 2010. Yes, 20 full seasons, usually about 23 or 24 eps per season. You do the math. 

Right now, I’m kinda in the home stretch. Until recently, none of the many channels were ever showing seasons one or two. But recently, they started showing both. Currently, I have a few eps left of seasons 3 and 12 to watch, and then finally, all of season 1. Another two and a half weeks, and I’ll be done. Since I’m somewhat of an extremist and also a completist, I’m eagerly waiting to finish this whole thing off. 

Some thoughts on the various ensemble players who came and left during the course of the 20 seasons. Dann Florek played capt. Don Cragen for seasons 1 thru 3, and was a great character and leader– he eventually ran the house over at SVU for 13 years.

Merkerson played Van Buren in seasons 4-20, so was probably there longer than anyone else at 17 years. She was in charge of almost every detective who was ever on the show, and she was pretty much the anchor on the Law end of things. 

Merkerson, Bratt, Orbach, Hill, Lowell, and Watterston in S8

Chris Noth played hot headed and sometimes insensitive lunkhead detective Mike Logan in seasons 1-5, where, at season’s end, he impulsively punched someone out on camera and got busted down to beat cop. He eventually showed up in a L&O TV movie during season 9 but I’m okay missing that. I’ve come to the conclusion that Noth is not that great of an actor. IMO.

Paul Sorvino played Det. Phil Cerreta in season 2 and the start of 3. I originally thought the movie star was slumming it in a tv show but he really did a great job. Not sure why he left. He was replaced by the one and only Jerry Orbach as Lenny Briscoe though, and I think it was during his 12 plus years in the role that the show had its best ratings. 

Briscoe was there from mid season 3 until the end of S14, and during that time, he partnered with Logan, then Curtis, then Ed Greene, played by Jesse L Stein. Where as Curtis was a religious, honest to a fault operator, Greene sometimes bent the rules a bit and had a gambling thing on the side that was only lightly touched on. All these pairings were quality entertainment, with Briscoe being the anchor on the street. Usually, the younger guys would be doing the foot chases, while Briscoe would deliver the zingers and the cuffs.

When Briscoe left, Dennis Farina stepped in for seasons 15 and 16 as the tough former Chicago cop Joe Fontana, who also did a great job working alongside Greene. Season 17 had Greene working with the first female detective, Nina Cassidy, played by Milena Govich. Then season 18 saw Cyrus Lupo (Jeremy Sisto) step in and he stayed until the show’s end, partnering with Greene and then Kevin Bernard (Anthony Anderson). As of this writing, the only character I’m not familiar with is George Dzundza, who played Det. Max Greeley in season 1.

Sisto, Merkerson, Anderson, Roche, Watterston , and De La Garza in S18

Now, I have to say that even with all these personnel changes, you’d think you might end up with a clunker here or there, but by and large, the show’s format was pretty much bulletproof. Each detective had his or her own style, which the writers had no problem playing to their strengths. That was just as true for both “halves” of each episode. 

The whole conceit of the show was dedicating the first half of the show (Law) to the introduction of the homicide, and showing the detectives working it, finally hauling in the main suspect. Then the second half (Order), was showing how the District Attorney’s office  prosecuted the case in court. On that side, there was just as much shuffling of cast members of that team, and again, by and large, a great ensemble.

Steven Hill played head honcho District Attorney Adam Schiff for the first ten seasons. He was hilariously cranky and was always in a bad mood, seemed about to keel over with a grunt. The mere idea that after the character left the show, that he went World traveling, solving humans rights conflicts etc…. come on. He could barely move!

During Schiff’s tenure, he worked ADA Ben Stone for seasons 1-4, played by the mercurial Micheal Moriarty. His rather quiet delivery, peppered with occasional alarm was an interesting contrast with some of the drama in the courtroom. His replacement was Watterston’s McCoy, who took that role for seasons 5-17. McCoy was sometimes a righteous fighter for the cause, and quite often, an uncompromising asshole. I’m not sure if that was just his attitudes shifting or inconsistent writing. When Jack got bumped up to DA for the last three seasons, the ADA was Mike Cutter, played by Linus Roche, who played a less likable, less competent, younger version of McCoy.

In between Schiff and McCoy were Dianne Weist playing Nora Lewin (seasons 11 and 12) and Fred Dalton Thompson playing Arther Branch (seasons 13-17). I cannot say enough good things about Weist or Thompson. The former was an ex college professor who was a compassionate lefty, the latter, a very practical, hard nosed and understanding righty. Both were fantastic. I was sad to see Weist leave, and Thompson left for a run at the presidency in the real world. Just a great assortment of DA bosses.

Then you have the second chair ADA’s throughout the run. In pretty much every case, these characters showed they had the right stuff, some coming back in adversarial positions down the line. Richard Brooks played Paul Robinette for seasons 1-3 working under Ben Stone. Jill Hennessy played Claire Kincaid in seasons 4-6, and while driving Briscoe home from a bar, was killed in a car accident–*more on that in a minute. 

Merkerson, Noth, watterston, Orbach, and Hennessey in S5

Carey Lowell played Jamie Ross, a divorced working mom, who worked under McCoy for seasons 7 and 8. I believe she was also the first assistant to NOT sleep with McCoy. The asshole had slept with at least four of his assistants. Married the first one. This guy was ridiculous. 

Abby Carmichael (Angie Harmon) stuck around for seasons 9-11, Elizabeth Rohm played Serena Southerland for seasons 12 thru mid 15, replaced by Annie Parisse playing Alex Borgia, finishing out 15 then stayed around for 16. She evidently wanted out, so the producers had her brutally murdered. Finally, Alana De La Garza played Connie Rubirosa for the last four seasons. 

The only note here would be that Rubirosa was so good, she worked under McCoy during S17, and when he got bumped up to AD, she should have stepped into his role, instead of putting Cutter in there as her boss. She could have kicked his ass in the courtroom easily–and did so in one ep. 

*One of the most riveting eps was an unusual “day in the life” angle that ended season 6. McCoy, Claire, Lenny and Rey, all witnessed the official execution of a guy they put away, feeling it was their responsibility to see it through. This was in the morning on their day off, so the four principle characters had the rest of the day to let the event soak in, and showing the viewing audience just exactly how messed up they got after watching the lethal injection.

Rey wandered the city, eventually striking up a conversation with a lovely college coed, which led to them retreating to her apartment. We know for a fact that the resolutely devoted and faithfully married Curtis would never think of doing such a thing under normal circumstances. Lenny meets his estranged daughter for lunch and ends on a strained, bitter note, sending recovering alcoholic Briscoe to a bar.

It happens to be the same bar where McCoy is already firmly planted, telling a stranger his life story, in a very uncommon display for McCoy. He opens up about his bastard of a father, a rough, large handed beat cop who solved everything with his fists. This open and chatty McCoy welcomes Briscoe and even calls Claire to come on over. Eventually, thinking she’s not coming, McCoy leaves, and without any witnesses, Briscoe starts drinking, torn up about the execution and his relationship with his daughter.

A guilty Rey shows up at Lenny’s apartment for council, but he’s nowhere to be found. Claire shows up at the bar looking for McCoy but finds only a drunk Briscoe, and offers to drive him home. And while driving home, a car plows into the driver’s side killing Claire. One of the most powerful and unusual episodes of the entire run.

LAW & ORDER — Season 6 — Pictured: (l-r) Sam Waterston as Executive Assistant District Attorney Jack McCoy, Jill Hennessy Assistant District Attorney as Claire Kincaid, Jerry Orbach as Detective Lennie Briscoe, Benjamin Bratt as Detective Rey Curtis (Photo by NBCU Photo Bank/NBCUniversal via Getty Images via Getty Images)

But again, by and large, the show was always top notch and entertaining. Now, I’m not going to recommend that anyone even attempt to try and track down and watch the whole run. 

That would be crazy. But I can say that if you happen to run across an episode, ANY episode… it’s probably worth watching. Myself, this need to watch every ep, well, that’s me.

GUNG GUNG! (You’ll understand the GUNG GUNG the first time you watch it)

Because the thing IS.

Enjoy. 

Jill Hennessy Assistant District Attorney as Claire Kincaid

DC/HBOMAX movie round up

I splurged for a month of HBOMAX to watch Kong vs Godzilla and the Snyder Cut, so I’m taking the opportunity to cover some extra ground while I’ve got said month. To that end, some micro reviews on some of the recent entries and one that isn’t so recent.

By and large, these DC flicks are “okay”. When a superhero movie grabs me, I usually get swept away, get a chill. An exhilaration. These moments have not just been in Marvel films, but the vast majority are in that pantheon. Infitinity War is damn near one long set of tingles. 

The last two times I got it from DC films? Wonder Woman’s high octane reveal in Batman v Superman. Before that, it was Supes saving the airplane in Superman Returns. Before that, you’d have to go back to Batman ’89 and Superman I and II. So in a nutshell, whether they’re trying too hard or not enough, there’s a distinct lack of glory and exhilaration in these films.

Mind you, it doesn’t make them horrible. Nolan’s Dark Knight is an amazing film, with easily the best ever Joker on film. Maybe really the ONLY time they did it right. But it was still a necessarily dark and grim movie. But I digress–

*Birds of Prey/the emancipation of one Harley Quinn. What I’m struck by here is what the film does with somewhat recognizable characters from the comics. Sorry for the repeated comparisons to Marvel but quite often, those characters are enhanced by the films they’re in. Not always, but quite often, you get a more layered, more interesting character than the ones you get in the comics. 

BOP doesn’t really do that, as I found I didn’t care about any of these characters. I cared about most of these characters a great deal back in the comics of the ’90’s, or in the case of Harley, in Batman the animated series. But here, none of them are as interesting, have as much depth, or have become vastly different in the process of coming to film. 5/10

Joker is director Todd Phillips’ homage to ’70’s and ’80’s Scorsese films, mixed with his alternate take on the Joker. It’s not nearly as great as it thinks it is, although Joaquin Phoenix does his angst-y, chain smoking thing. Some say he’s compelling. 

One thinks Phillips could have made a movie about Arthur Fleck’s character study without trying to tie it into Batman history. But he described the film to Phoenix as “a heist film” — because in his words, they were going to pry 55 million dollars from Warner bros. to make a movie. Thus, the Batman connection. Probably couldn’t get this film made without.  5/10.

And–That’s not a knock on Phillips or the movie– startlingly, it’s actually very tough for old school directors like Scorsese himself to get backing these days from studios. That’s why Marty had to resort to Netflix to get The Irishman released at all. So you have to do what you have to do these days, even if it means trying to tie into a comic book film.

Side note– one of the things that MAKE the character of the Joker so fascinating, truly one of the most amazing villains in all of fiction, is that *you don’t know who he is*. He’s a mystery. He may tell stories of his origins but they’re usually just that, stories. To make an entire movie that is JUST the character’s origin… nah. Ruins the mystery, nominalizes the character.

Shazam — fun little film, a direct adaptation of the Geoff Johns comic version from a decade ago. This property has always struggled to be relevant to all ages over the decades, and usually never quite finding its footing. This did poorly at the box office but since it’s considered more of a kid’s movie, Warner didn’t seem to mind. 

I believe Black Adam starring Dwayne Johnson is still in the offing and the closest thing to a sequel but I doubt there’ll be much crossover as it’s supposed to be a very different film. As for Shazam itself, it was lighter, more fun than most, and it was serviceable. 6/10

Green Lantern — yes, the one from 2011. Ryan Reynolds. Sometimes, you have to look at some of the films around the same era and you understand why some are either praised or condemned. Once again, this one is squarely in the “okay” territory. Not nearly as bad as some say. Not a masterpiece, but certainly not that bad. Good performances from Reynolds, Mark Strong, Taiki Watiti, and Peter Sarssgard.

Blake Lively however, has as much on screen chemistry as a wallpaper commercial, and honestly, the direction and musical score could have been a tad bit stronger, punching the right places, nailing the exhilaration factor. Could/should have been better than what it was, but not the monstrosity people like to harp about.

Maybe if it didn’t hit theaters after Iron man, Ironman II, Incredible Hulk, Thor and Captain America? Anyway, GL, IS better than the other ones in this list, even if only by a bit. 6.5/10.

Wonder Woman 1984. Aside from Gal Gadot, who is just a delight no matter what she’s doing, this one would have been better off not coming out period. Looking back, I’m having a real rough time thinking of something I actually enjoyed in the film (aside from Gal). Sillier than normal ’80’s references, every guy is a creep, Kristin Wiig is just better suited to SNL, Max Lord and his whole story fell flat, and the mechanism for getting Steve back, yeah, I don’t know.

Diana really has no good excuse for pining for this guy for 80 years. She could easily have any other guy on the planet, but chooses to mope for Trevor. Well, they already greenlit a third film. Hope it’s better. 5/10 (for Gal).

As for Godzilla vs Kong, I was going to devote a whole piece to that, along with the other entries in the Monsterverse, so that’s next time. 

I’ll have to go through the “buying a month” thing again in August just to see the new Suicide Squad. I’d just keep the subscription until then but seriously, HBOMAX does not have enough content to keep me engaged for more than a couple weeks, tops. 

I’m not paying an additional four months. So, until then….

Closing the window on this baffling Cubs team

There’s a lot of gnashing of teeth and pulling out of hair regarding the astonishingly horrible first two weeks of the Cubs 2021 season. There’s also a lot of gnashing of teeth and griping about those who turn so quickly on the team after one of the worst starts in the last 120 years of Cubs baseball. One tweet stated that “if you don’t love the Cubs at their worst, you don’t deserve them at their best.” 

That’s all fair.

At the start of any given season, it does take time to settle in and adjust. Some excellent teams need time to get in the swing of things, literally. Meanwhile, some other teams start off with an explosion of action, get a bunch of early wins, and then eventually settle into the basement.

Quality will out in the end. 

But I don’t think any of this is happening with the Cubs. Their bats have consistently continually gotten deader since 2016. It’s almost as if the Cubs were given a potion in early 2015. It began taking effect, and got stronger and stronger by the end of 2016 until it reached maximum efficacy in October and early November.

Then sometime in 2017, it started to wear off, until finally, around 2019, they were getting back to 2013 or 14 levels. That’s what it’s felt like anyway. 

Is it all mental? Sure. Superstition? Baseball is thick with superstitious nonsense. 

But it really IS baffling what’s happened. For at least a couple years after 2016, you had the same bunch of guys. On paper, these SAME GUYS should have been either in or close to the World Series in ’17, ’18, maybe ’19. 

Winning the NL Central, by the way, is not a great accomplishment. At least not in the past few years, as the division has been the weakest in baseball. These days, you measure the quality of your play by going up against the Dodgers, or other teams who have to face the Dodgers a lot each year. 

The Dodgers are an interesting history lesson too. They HAVE been legit contenders for the past five years, getting close to or IN the WS. In fact, if not for the fact that both the Astros and Red Sox were both slimy cheating machines, the Dodgers WS win in ’20 might easily have been their third in a row. They would have had a legit dynasty going on. They still can, as right now, they’re running away with the best record in baseball and are the odds on favorite to win it all again.

I hope they do, only because they did get ripped off by the cheating scandal a couple years running. I usually have nothing but disdain for the Dodgers, but Houston and Boston have made them sympathetic victims.

But the Cubs. Unlike the Dodgers, they have no good excuse. Not for these first two weeks– forget that, as again, it’s not just this season’s start but the last five years. You can only only blame a “World Series hangover” for just so long. In fact, it’s rubbish. 

The one I feel most sorry for is David Ross. When he stepped in last year as manager, he made a point of saying he was going to hold the players accountable. Didn’t happen. Oh, the COVID shortened season, oh, we’re grinding out at bats, oh, we just have to trust the process, oh, blah blah blah. 

I understand the manager and players have to say *something* each and every day to the media, but Jesus Christ, there are only so many cliches we can stomach hearing for the 568th time.

These guys are good, we know it! 

But ARE they … anymore?

The Cubs are now trapped in a glass case of panic.

What’s left of the championship core is down to a handful of guys, and most of them are on the edge of free agency. They are as good as gone after this year, because general manager Jed Hoyer has not extended them. 

Everybody loves everybody, and respects and cares about everybody. Right.

But the second Hoyer traded away Yu Darvish, it was clear where priorities lay. If you’ve got a valuable player, SELL! QUICK! 

See, usually, a player headed into free agency will try his best to have a career year, to up his value for his own sake and get that sweetheart big, multimillion dollar contract. 

Meanwhile, a guy like Hoyer hopes that they do indeed have a great early start to prove their value, so he can trade them and make loads of money. But… if Rizzo, Baez and Bryant are still performing like this in June or July before the trade deadline, no one wins, especially Hoyer. He’ll have a bunch of worthless trading chips. 

Meanwhile, amongst the daily media interviews on zoom, where the players look more like hostages reading prepared statements, it’s the same old thing. “We’re not worried”. “We do our homework.” “We prepare for our opponents.” “Etc.”

Doesn’t really seem like it.

Maybe it’s going into the phantasmagoric, multimillion dollar clubhouse reminding them of what they used to be. Maybe they just keep waiting for some miracle to flick the switch on again. Maybe there’s a toxic element that’s taken hold in the back of the player’s minds. There’s a reason we refer to the Baseball Gods. They are mercurial, malicious and murky. They reside in player’s minds, no matter what they might say.

I think at some point, the ’21 Cubs are going to go on a huge tear and have a hell of a run. Because every team does at some point during every season. Just like they have horrible stretches. But it all comes down to how long and how much, resulting in what kind of team materializes at the end. One of the things I DON’T want is them scoring a boat load of runs one day, get cocky, then go hitless for three games. That’s been a common pattern for the past few years as well.

This team could very likely win their weak division, or maybe more. Or end up staying right here in the basement. No idea.

Because the potion wore off.

Is This… The END of Daredevil?

I do love the vast majority of what the Marvel Cinematic universe has put out. Even the least of which have been quality productions, albeit with issues– but it’s been rare. 

On the streaming end, Netflix/Marvel’s also delivered, putting out something like 13 seasons of content in something like four years. Three seasons of Jessica Jones, two seasons each of Luke Cage, Iron Fist and the Punisher, one of The Defenders and perhaps most importantly, three incredible seasons of Daredevil.

A lot has been made of the various, upcoming Disney+ series, and WandaVision acquitted itself pretty well in its first season. There’s plenty more to come as well, with “Falcon and the Winter Soldier”, “Loki”, and a bunch of other properties. 

But where exactly does this leave Daredevil? 

There’s absolutely no denying the love fandom has for DD on Netflix. Charlie Cox (Matt Murdock/DD), Deborah Ann Wohl (Karen Page), Elden Hensen (Foggy Nelson) and Vincent D’Onofrio (Wilson Fisk), are some of the best casting choices this side of Chris Evans as Cap. No argument. 

NEW YORK, NY – OCTOBER 11: (L-R) Charlie Cox, Deborah Ann Woll, and Elden Henson attend the Netflix Original Series “Marvel’s Daredevil” New York Comic-Con Panel & Cast Signing at the Javits Center on October 11, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by D Dipasupil/Getty Images)

Possibly the MOST impressive embodiment of a character is D’Onofrio as Fisk. In the comics, Wilson Fisk, the Kingpin, is THE mob boss of organized crime and a virtual man-mountain of dangerous muscle, housed within what some might mistake as simply the frame of a fat man. This live action portrayal has been a revelation. As cliche as it sounds, D’Onofrio was born for this role. 

This is to take nothing away from Cox, Wohl and Hensen, who play a magnificent three musketeers at the office of Nelson & Murdock, attorneys at law. 

And we can’t forget Scott Glenn as Matt’s mentor, Stick, or Wilson Bethel as the chilling Ben “Dex” Poindexter, aka Bullseye. Whoever did the casting for this series should get any and all applicable awards ASAP. 

If DD was entered into the MCU ranking, the series would rate very, very highly amongst the films. If you look up “binge watching” in the dictionary, there should be a picture of Charlie Cox there. It’s that good.

But when Marvel bought up the Fox film properties like the Fantastic Four and the X-men, and planned out Disney+, there was no mention of Daredevil. They own the property, and Cox and company have proven to be WILDLY popular. 

So what’s the problem? 

One hurdle was the expiration date on the Netflix property. To the best of my knowledge, Marvel wasn’t technically allowed to produce anything new involving the Netflix properties for two years after the final seasons were broadcast. Meaning Marvel couldn’t really think about utilizing a character like Daredevil, or adding him to a production until 2020, two years after DD season three came out of the streaming service. More on this in a moment.

There is another hurdle, but it might be moot now. Where as Kevin Fiege was THE man in charge of the MCU, Ike Perlmutter was the guy overseeing Marvel’s tv output from a corporate standpoint for a while. Perlmutter has long been known as a corporate tightwad and a pain in the ASS. He had tons of power, and was highly placed in the hierarchy of both Marvel and Disney. Perlmutter made life difficult for Fiege, until Ike was taken out of the equation. There was a time when any utilization of the tv properties would benefit Perlmutter. That’s possibly one reason why no characters from ABC or Netflix ever appeared in an MCU film. It might in some way benefit Ike. Bottom line, there was no love lost between the two.

But again, time has passed, Perlmutter can no longer muck up the works, and Fiege can now do what he wants. PART of that is giving fans what they love and crave.

Case in point, the mid credit sequence of Spider-man, Far From Home. J. K. Simmons portrayal of J. Jonah Jameson in the Sam Raimi movies was an impossible act to follow. That’s part of the reason the follow up Spidey franchise starring Andrew Garfield didn’t dare recast him. But KNOWING how much the fans love him, Fiege brought him back, albeit for a cameo, playing a doctored video by Mysterio, framing Spider-man for murder and outing Peter Parker’s identity. It was a mind blowing reveal.

When the third Spider-man entry in this franchise hits theater’s this December, what exactly will we see? Is Peter and May on the run? Is he in jail? *Does he need… a lawyer?*

I guarantee you, the vast majority of Marvel and Spidey fans knew that Peter would indeed need a lawyer. And we know a guy. 

Hell, there’s been several reports that Cox has been filming scenes for the movie, but there’s been no official statement. And when asked, Fiege just smiles. But he knows what we want. 

The big question though, even if Daredevil, and/or Matt Murdock ends up in the next Spider-man film…. where does he go from there?  Does he make the jump to film? Myself, I would vote no. The producers of the Netflix show had a 4th season all planned out. Bring it to Disney +. Make it happen. There’s a rhythm and flow to how this property works as a series. Maybe they can make it work as a movie, but I say stick with what you know. 

One way or another, they can’t just let Daredevil fade away. 

Star Trek, TNG’s greatest missed opportunity

Near the end of Star Trek, The Next Generation’s sixth season, there was an ep titled “Second Chances.”

Enterprise visits a planet to locate important research data. It just so happens that it stems from a mission 8 years earlier, where a young Lt. Will Riker *almost* didn’t make it off the planet via transporter. Turns out, there was some nasty interference, but thankfully, Will got off the planet. 

But Will did NOT get off the planet. 

He was stranded on that planet for 8 years. So when the away team beamed down, imagine how awkward it was when Lt. Riker came face to face with Cmdr Riker–with a neater beard!

Those transporters, much like the holodecks, are a LOT more trouble than they’re worth. The nasty interference back then produced two identical patterns in the transporter buffer and boom. One Riker beamed up, one stayed put. Two exactly the same Will Rikers. Only one was MUCH lonelier. No one realized a Riker was left behind. Why would they? He came back!

So, both Rikers return to Enterprise. What follows is awkwardness between Deanna and this new Riker, because they were still an item back then. Our Riker eventually chose career over counselor and broke Troi’s heart. Now we knew the rest of the story. 

Of course, Riker on Riker interaction throughout the ep, as they set about retrieving said research data, or doing *anything*, is like two squabbling brothers, as you might expect. As new Riker resumes pursuing Deanna, old Riker cautions her to be wary so she doesn’t get hurt again. Because you know, a Riker is a Riker is a Riker.

By the ep’s end, new Riker decides to transfer to another ship to get away from himself, since he’s his own superior officer, again, awkward. He takes Thomas, his middle name, as his first to differentiate himself from his twin. Deanna tries not to even let him in again for fear that history will repeat. End of episode. Tom is never mentioned again in TNG. 

What an interesting episode. What a load of chickenshit producers and creators. 

Hey, producers and creators!

You had an all new, all different Riker. A Lt. from security division. One who had never met this crew, and was more in love than ever with Deanna. 

Meanwhile, you were quickly running out of excuses for why Cmdr Riker was passing up his own command every other weekend. Could no one in the office see the OPPORTUNITY you were giving yourself? Of COURSE you did. You just chickened out. What, too much trouble? Were you tired?

You had them both stumbling around on the cliched death bridge on planet, and new Riker almost fell to his death. You get credit for not letting the cliched death bridge earn its title. It took a tiny bit of guts to keep a second Riker around. But then you shipped him off. That’s Weak Sauce. You could have gone into season 7 electrified, but you decided to coast.

Here’s an alternate solution. You tell me if you think this might have been more interesting.

Cmdr Riker decides to kill two birds with one stone. He takes that week’s offer of another command. He finally gets his ship (maybe there actually one he was waiting for?), and gets away from this other him. Maybe there’s some guilt at play as well. Toss this poor bastard a bone. Allow him some time to serve on the Enterprise under the great man, while you stop mooching. Maybe new Riker actually has the chance to make Deanna happy. Meanwhile, you are the master of your own vessel. 

Okay, that Riker’s gone, so everyone gets a shift or promotion, or both. This opens up SO many new possibilities for new interpersonal and professional relationships on the show, it’s crazy. Picard has to pick a new first officer. Obviously, it’ll be Data or Worf. Somebody’s getting a new red shirt! Data had already shown he’s got command chops, but Worf’s natural fire would be a good compliment to Jean Luc’s diplomatic, measured ways. What a *wonderful* problem to have in a writer’s room!

As for Jonathan Frakes, maybe he no longer gets second billing, but he doesn’t lose screen time. Lt. Riker gets a bump to Lt. Cmdr.  He probably also gets head of security, keeping the gold shirt. *And* he resumes his relationship with Deanna. Having *just* got a promotion, he’s good to stay put for at least the rest of the TNG run, thus, time for him and Troi. 

Now, away teams are different. Instead of Riker, Data and Worf… it’d be Data, Worf and Riker. The new arrangement wouldn’t matter to the new guy at all, and probably not Data too much either. But the dynamic between Worf and Tom would be interesting. Especially in season 7 when Worf goes after Deanna romantically. 

Again, more rich, layered, wonderful, character twists to be had. 

It’s such a shame, because Frakes could have really stretched himself as an actor here, as the rest of the crew adjusted to this new head of security, and he adjusted to his new normal. This sloppy lack of follow up, and timidity regarding taking chances, making bold moves….seems like the lame stuff Voyager would do on a regular basis.

Ah well, TNG would only reach a certain level. Not every Trek show can be Deep Space Nine.

Yes, DS9 actually did have the cajones to bring back Tom Riker, had him steal the Defiant masquerading as Will. Turned out that poor Tom ended up with the Starfleet officers turned terrorists, the Maquis. At least *someone* took the reigns on an interesting character. Things did not end well for Tom, sent off to a Cardassian prison, sacrificing himself to save his crew. 

It really didn’t have to end this way. There were some good eps in TNG’s seventh and final season, but a lot of dead wood too. Could have been MUCH more interesting. 

I just really hate missed opportunities, because the Thing IS. 

The Snyder Cut, Part 2: Knowing your characters

Having praised TSC for being an expansive, superior film over the theatrical cut of the Justice League, I feel I must offer, not an opposing viewpoint, but a little clarification, in case the Snyderites out there think I’ve drunk the Kool-aid.

Yes, the Snyder Cut is unbelievably longer, which certainly helps flesh out the characters, or at least give them more screen time. It gives a more complete story. It has an over all consistent visual style, but this is one of the advantages of having ONE director at the helm.

But make no mistake, Snyder is not a genius, nor was this a “masterpiece”. Just a more internally consistent production, making for a smoother delivery in the end.

Although I found the hybrid nature of the theatrical version to be jarring at times, it did have one clear advantage over the Snyder Cut. It has a far more recognizable Superman. Snyder has never understood Superman. 

Really, there are many characters Snyder doesn’t understand, probably because he doesn’t understand what a hero is– that’s why he constantly puts his “heroes” in impossible, no win situations, where the only way out is by tortuous killings and murders. And in some cases, just has them kill for the hell of it because it results in cool property damage shots. 

Like Wonder woman liquifying the lead terrorist at the museum in front of the school kids, and blowing out the whole side of a building because Snyder loves property destruction. The leader was scum but a simple hand crushing his gun, or even his hand would have been more than enough to stop him. Slamming your bracelets together to disintegrate him to jelly, well, at least one of the little girls declared she wants to be JUST like Diana when she grows up! Kid also seemed intense. But I digress. We’re supposed to be talking about Superman specifically here in The Snyder Cut…

For instance, in TSC, after coming back from the dead, there was no good reason for him to come back in the black suit, other than Snyder thought it looked cool. Yes, they did that briefly in the comics but A) that was in the ’90’s, an era known for shitty fashion trends in comics but there was also a Kryptonian medical angle involved at the time. None of which should have come into play here. Especially since we also got a drawn out fashion show while Kal El wandered through his closet picking out his next outfit. Superman would not come back to a glorious return in anything but his natural colors. 

In the Doom future flash forwards, when Lois has died and Supes has gone rogue, yes, then he’d be wearing black, but even there, in this latest dream, Snyder puts the murderous Kal in red and blue, just to be irreverent or contrary I guess. 

As much of an asshole as he is in real life, Joss Whedon *does* understand Superman though, and he at least gives us a more true take on the character. There are several bits and pieces in the film where Whedon tries to let the true character come out but maybe the most silver age goodness is evident in the good natured race at the mid credit sequence between Superman and Flash. Simple and fun. 

This doesn’t usually go over well with the “Kewl kill krowd” but that’s their loss.

In the end, neither of these films are glowing examples of cinema, but each have things in their favor.

For instance, a small scene between the veteran Batman and newbie Flash, where the kid is nervous because he hasn’t really done this life saving thing much. Batman’s advice of “save one person” to get the ball rolling is a nice, small, vulnerable, human moment. The sort of moment that we usually don’t get in TSC.

But I wish. I wish that Warner Bros. executives and Chris Nolan had gone a different, smarter direction when expanding the DCCU. I wish *they* grasped the concept of Superman, and how he’s a very different character than Batman. How ALL these characters are supposed to be different. They’re not ALL supposed to be dark and badass like Batman. 

I wish that circumstances where different and that if Whedon had to do a Justice League movie, it was his concept from start to finish, with no mitigating circumstances and horrible conditions and/or personalities in the mix. 

Of course, the best possible scenario would be the Russo Bros. and writers Markus and McFeely doing a Justice League movie, because when it comes to comic characters in films, I don’t think anyone truly gets how it works better than those guys. 

Are they… available?

The Road to Justice League’s Snyder Cut, AND A Review

A few years ago, Zack Snyder was tasked with making two Justice League movies, a year apart. This was to be in the vein of Marvel’s Infinity War and Endgame, as far as a huge one-two punch at the box office with the biggest heroes around.

Snyder completed pretty much all the principle filming on the first film, just needing to get the rest of the post production done, including effects.

But there were two obstacles to the finished product. One was tragic. 

The executives at Warner bros. were, at this time, some of the weakest, sniveling worms ever to infest a backlot. Any time a DC superhero film didn’t meet the expectations of one of their bean counters, they’d hike up their petticoats and rethink the schedule for years to come. Mind you, the box office could have been impressive, but it wasn’t reaching the heights of the corresponding Marvel films, so, in their minds: FAIL.

Also, Zack Snyder’s version of a mopey, dark, “real world” Superman in Amanda of Steel put off a lot of fans. This also made the Warner execs nervous. Even though Snyder was supposed to be the master planner and architect of the DCCU, his dark, grim … everything was giving Warner pause. Their confidence in Zack was starting to get shaky. But again, it was the Warner execs who welcomed Zack with open arms on the recommendation of Chris Nolan, fresh off giving us the Dark Knight trilogy. 

Sadly, it was around this time that Snyder’s daughter, Autumn, committed suicide. 

Having come so far on the film, Zack decided to work through the pain and finish the movie. The final running time was going to be over three hours. Warner asked him to get it closer to two and a half hours. He did. *Then* they asked him to get it down under two hours, effectively cutting half the existing film. It was at this point, Snyder bowed out. Relentless, brainless interference from the studio making him decide to leave or him just deciding it was time to go home? We can’t know for sure, but what Warner execs did next was interesting. 

They hired Joss Whedon to come in and finish the film. Whedon had performed brilliantly bringing the Avengers to the big screen, and was responsible for a 1.5 billion  dollar box office bonanza for Marvel. So who better to bring in to save the Justice League? It certainly seemed reasonable on paper. There was also a mandate that Whedon should lighten things up a bit, not have everything be so dark. 

Well, we didn’t really hear too much until well after the fact but I don’t believe it was a happy set for anyone. A lot of the stars were well on board with Snyder’s vision, so Warner plopping Whedon down in the middle of everything with orders to change it all probably didn’t go over well. Ray Fisher (Cyborg) was extremely unhappy that so much of his backstory was cut, and would later come out publicly regarding allegations of on set abuse against Whedon and co-producer Geoff Johns. Unhappy set.

The biggest, stupidest obstacle of all was Henry Cavill’s mustache that he grew for the latest Mission Impossible film. Evidently, he had a clause in his contract that said  he could NOT shave it off. So when they assembled the cast back for massive reshoots on the Whedon version, Superman… had a mustache. That they had to digitally remove in every frame of the film. They did so. Poorly. 

The rest of the Whedon film was much the same. It was a bit lighter, it was…there. It had some moments, but it turns out, the best moments were left over from the Snyder version. The Whedon version was “okay”. That’s about as much as I can say about it. All the CGI in the Whedon version seemed rushed, especially Steppenwolf, which was very surprising, given the stakes involved, and the inevitable comparisons to Marvel’s Thanos. 

But whatever, you had a placid, lighter Justice League, with a Superman with a weird lip running around. It’s as if in addition to everything else, Warner told Whedon “Hey, thanks for stepping in, unfortunately, Zack took 95% of our budget, so good luck reshooting most of this film.” In the end, Justice League ended up in the same category as Green Lantern, a middle of the road misfire. Not horrible, not great. 

Turns out, Snyder was not happy with what Warner and Whedon had done with Justice League. His friends actively tried to stop him seeing it because they knew what his reaction would be. Time passed.

We had a pandemic. And a lot of people were staying home. 

I don’t know exactly what started the events in motion, but it was probably a couple things. I suspect it was partly Warner desperately wanting content, to get something big on HBOMAX, their new streaming service. Perhaps the other half was Snyder wanting to set the record straight on what his movie was supposed to be. 

Snyder had well over three hours of footage already filmed. Ben Affleck and Gal Gadot, among others, volunteered to return to help with any additional voice work or filming, to help Zack see his vision through. Snyder even shot an additional 20 minutes of all new footage. Finally, word came down that The Snyder Cut would be available in March 2021 on HBOMAX. Its running time: four hours. 

Okay, at this point, I should point out all the things that could go wrong with a project such as this. 

First, a running time of four hours. Maybe Warner learned their lesson, or just wasn’t as anal about trimming it down since it wasn’t going into the theater, just TVs at home. But four hours is a leviathan of a movie, and it has to keep you interested all that time. Not an easy task. 

Second, how’s the CGI going to hold up, considering this is kind of being done in strange, pandemic conditions?

Third, after seeing the misshapen mess that was The Donner Cut of Superman II, I was a little worried that this might not be all that, quality wise. There are a lot of rabid Snyder fans out there, and this would have a lot to live up to.

Fourth, this is a “part one”. The big story with Darkseid was not going to be resolved in this film– and there would be no part two! Imagine Infinity War ending and there would never be an Endgame?

Fifth, Snyder himself. He has a history of screwing up things with his endless disaster porn, non stop skull splitting and ill-conceived usage of mother names. Now, he was being let loose to go hog wild, with seemingly no constraints what so ever, with an R rated Justice League movie. Sorry kids, you don’t get to see this Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman. Adults only. 

So yes, a lot can go wrong, and this was going to be a challenge.

Well, Zack met the challenge. Color me impressed, truly.

I mean sure, there are a couple F-bombs, and the trademark Snyder skull splatters as bad guys get tossed into walls, but over all, not as much as you might expect in a four hour film. If anything, what this cut gives you is a deeper look at the characters, most notably Cyborg and Flash, and just a more well rounded, fleshed out story.

In the Whedon version, I had absolutely no use for Cyborg, because his entire backstory was jettisoned. Here, we see it all, and Ray Fisher is a very good actor. We also see more of Barry’s life, but I think ultimately both characters suffered mostly from Warner’s insistence on slimming the movie down to under two hours.

Having absolutely nothing edited out, the ultimate director’s cut, as it were, there really wasn’t much I would have excised, surprisingly. Maybe a minute or two here and there, like when the women were sniffing Aquaman’s sweater and singing about it (I can only imagine the smell), but seriously, out of four hours, there were maybe only 15 minutes I didn’t need in there. And all the grand cinematic Snyder visuals were on display.

Now, storywise, this isn’t the deepest superhero epic to hit your screen, but it’s got far more depth than the Whedon version by a mile. The big confrontation at the end is far more satisfying on every level. The CGI on Steppenwolf is a vast improvement. When Superman shows up for the big fight this time, it’s very cool. You end up caring a lot more about this team here.

Bottom line, this is a far superior picture to the one we got in theaters, but it’s not all that surprising. As I’ve said in the past, give me a pure Snyder version or a pure Whedon version, but not some shoddy hybrid that serves no one.

And I gotta say, it doesn’t really end on quite the cliffhanger I thought it would. There’s enough of a resolution to the story we’ve just seen, so as not to make us miserable that they aren’t doing a part two. 

Which brings us to part two. 

Let’s take a brief look at this DCCU film track record with this incarnation of heroes.

Man of Steel: good film about a dark, Superman “like” character, but not really Superman, loaded with way too much disaster porn, divided the fan base and had –according to Warner–disappointing box office around 670 mil. Snyder.

Batman v Superman: very good film which choked during the pivotal moment, same problems as Man of Steel but at least Batman fit right in. Box office was 870 mil but considering it had a good chunk of the Justice League in there, considered a flop because it was only half the Avenger’s take. Snyder.

Wonder Woman: considered the one true hit because this single hero was a critical darling and it did 820 mil. Win win. Jenkins.

Justice League: critical and box office flop. 657 mil. Whedon. 

Aquaman: critics hated it, but wonderful visuals and I guess the acting power of Jason Momoa and Dolphin Lundgren (?) propelled it to a billion dollar box office. 

Shazam: critically liked but only 366 mil box office.

Wonder Woman 1984: released simultaneously on HBOMAX and in theaters, The Jenkins follow up was not well received. Box office was affected greatly by the pandemic, so it’s hard to say how well or poorly it would have done, but it was a stinker.

The reason I shine a light on the track record here is because even with all those films, featuring characters just as or far *more* popular than the ones at Marvel, there hasn’t been a lot of success. Only a couple to be considered box office wins by Warner, and only a couple really well received by critics and fans.

So, depending on how well The Snyder Cut is received, and how well it does for Warner’s bottom line—I have to imagine there’s an algorithm or equation for determining how much they gained in HBOMAX subscriptions and how it would compare to box office numbers etc.—

Is it conceivable that Warner considers having Snyder do part two? 

I mean, a hit IS a hit after all, and Warner has not had many superhero hits at all since 2008’s Dark Knight. 

If they did decide to do it, you have to wonder if solidarity would bring the band back together again. Affleck was in and out and in and out on the proposed Batman trilogy, but it was clearly Warner’s flip flopping and endless tinkering with Justice League that drove him out, and I really can’t blame him. Cavill, I believe, was still under contract for one more movie, be it the MOS sequel or the second Justice League film. Gadot, I believe, is just carefree enough, and loyal to Snyder that she’d be in. Really, I get the feeling that as long as Warner doesn’t make the same mistakes, and as long as Whedon’s not in the picture, who knows?

Yes, Warner not making same mistakes… that might just kill it there, but you never know. 

What the Snyder Cut does set up by the end is that there is potentially another three or four hour epic in the offing, with bigger stakes and even more heroes. But will it happen? Well…

Marvel was seemingly never going to get the rights back for the Fantastic Four… until they did.

Michael Keaton was done playing Batman… until he took the part in the upcoming Flashpoint.

The Snyder version of Justice League was never going to see the light of day… until now.

So yeah, stranger things have happened. 

Justice League: The Snyder Cut – 7.5 out of 10

COMPLAINT DEPT. — in regards to both versions. When Supes has risen from the dead, and has the big confrontation in the park with the rest of the League at his broken monument, Lois and Batman both keep calling him Clark– in public, in front of cops! Way to go regarding Secret ID security there, gang. 

Also, I know it might have been too easy, but all the creatives involved knew perfectly well that after Supes got skewered by Doomsday at the end of BVS, all anyone *really* had to do was fly him up and expose him to the sun. I mean, Jesus, people, he’s a living solar battery. Come on, now. He’d HEAL.

A big complaint is team membership, or lack thereof. Listen, I know Warner thought they were being smart adding Cyborg to the team because he’s black and he’s a tech oriented hero like Ironman. But in truth, it’s just lazy. If you want more diversity, open your eyes to the popularity of the animated series and bring in Jon Stewart’s Green Lantern and Hawkgirl. 

Poor Cyborg has been sacrificial goat, staking out his natural place on the Titans, getting thrown onto the JL, and also being added to the Doom Patrol. You know, DC, Warner…..you guys HAVE other black characters, really good ones, like Black Lightning, Vixen, the aforementioned Jon Stewart. If you spread one character too thin, that helps no one.

And now… SPOILERS AHOY! This last bit is all spoilers for the Snyder cut.

I can only imagine that in part two, we’d see the Atom appear, since Ryan Choi appears prominently in TSC. Same with the Martian Manhunter, who, I’m sorry, he’s been posing as a general for god knows how long, yet he doesn’t lift a finger when all these events are going down? Here’s a guy who’s a telepath, super strong, a shape changer, has heat vision, flight, and can phase through solid objects. HE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO HELP AGAINST STEPPENWOLF! Sure, it was nice of him to stop by Bruce’s place at the end and say he’s available… after the fighting’s over. Grumble.

The mid credit sequence on Luthor’s boat had a very different discussion from one version to the other. In the Whedon version, Lex mentions putting together an Injustice League. In the Snyder cut, he simply outs Bruce Wayne’s ID to Deathstroke, which makes more sense, since Batman rattled him before. It’s made all the more interesting since in the ‘Doom Future” flash forward, Deathstroke ends up on Batman’s team. 

Jared Leto joined in for the newly shot epilogue material. He comes off better here without the “gangsta” look, grill and tats he had in Suicide Squad. I think they tried to steer him a bit closer to Ledger. Anything would have been an improvement. 

On HBOMAX, they also have the black and white version of the cut, which is interesting. I may have to dive into that, or hope it’s an option when it comes out on blu-ray. 

Lifetime Supply

When it comes to looking at the world, some people are “glass half full”, and some are “glass half empty”. 

I look at it as “Hey, is the water cold, and is the glass clean?”

A while back, I made the mistake of realizing the three bags of cheap, plastic, flossing devices I bought on Amazon were probably a “lifetime supply”. I floss roughly three or four times a year. Time passes quickly. But I’ve probably got like 70 of these things. You do the math. Not sure, but the last thing I want to do is delve deeper into whether the flossers are going to outlast me. 

Unfortunately, the floss thing put a whole new “thought category” in my head. The “lifetime supply” thought is both grim and reassuring. On one hand, you’ll probably never have to buy said item again! Woo! OTOH, the reason is a bit unfortunate. 

In fact, I currently have no other “lifetime supplies” that spring to mind– that’s good, because even though I’m sure I have some, I’d rather not dwell on them.

But now we had to buy a car. The old Saturn was falling apart, and at this point, we were throwing good money after bad, so a change needed to be made.

My hope was that it would hold up well enough to get Matthew through college, and it did, although the pandemic eased the pressure on the last half year with the lockdown. Hey, turns out COVID *was* good for something! 

But after 22 years and only 50,000 miles, it was dying from a thousand cuts that would cost me yet another thousand dollars. It’s on its third or fourth exhaust system, second set of tires at least, had work done on most other elements in the past, and still bears the marks of the front quarter panel smash in from six or seven years ago. The cost to repair it *then* exceeded the cost of the vehicle itself. So it had to go.

We couldn’t have three of us and one car, because even though I don’t drive much, I do need a car once in a while, and junior does too, here and there. 

Buying a car, in my experience, has been a nightmare as often as not. Buying the Saturn was the only TRULY pleasant car buying experience I ever really had. And Saturn no longer exists. The Honda Odyssey wasn’t that bad an experience, but I also was in a good financial situation at the time to pay cash for it. Hmmm, as I think back, I think maybe I only had one really bad experience buying a car. 

It was 1999, and amidst all the prerequisite partying we had to do like it *was* that year, I needed a new car. I think my old Honda Accord was on its way out, and I was in the mood for a VW Beetle. They had made a stylistic resurgence. Unfortunately, after hours negotiating with the salesman, with him pulling all the old tricks “okay, I’ll have to run that price by my boss”, we finally made a deal, they were transferring my plates from the old Accord to the new Beetle, paperwork was produced. Then I noticed they tried to stick me with an extra that cost an extra grand. 

NIAGARA FALLS!  (Look it up, kids)

This slimy SOB tried to pull a fast one at the last second, and thought I wouldn’t notice. I said the deal was off, got my plates switched back and away I went. 

To Saturn, and a lovely experience. No negotiating, just tell them what you want, they give a whole price list, boom. The down side was of course having to make car payments, and I hate being on the hook, so I paid it off in six months, instead of four years. 

Honestly, the Beetle deal put a very sour taste in my mouth though, and the upcoming new purchase was stressing me out big time, because of it.

Enter, the blog, a friend that serves to open ones’ mind.

Really, this blog helped me get into a good head space regarding having to buy a new car. I started remembering just how lucky I’d been in the past, when it came to acquiring cars. I’ve been very fortunate. So I ended up doing a mental 180 on the whole thing, thanks to this entry.

In fact, the whole thing went surprisingly smoothly. I figured we’d be laboring, sweating and miserable, traveling to several places to find a good deal. No, it actually took four hours total. Linda went online, found a used 2017 Honda Civic at the local Honda dealer, with only 29,000 miles on it with a nice price. We made an appointment, checked it out, did a test drive, had to wait on hour for the finance guy to finish up another client, wrote a check and boom. Home into the garage. Drives like a dream.

And the Saturn? Donated it. Yeah, to the annoying Kars4kids place with the horrible song. But hey, if there are other places who will come and pick the thing up in 24 hours, no muss, no fuss, well, these other places certainly didn’t have very good placement with search engines, because Kars4kids was first in line. And, if by some miracle, they sell it to someone, I get a tax deduction up to $500.

There’s no way in hell they get more than $50 for the thing, but you never know. 

But hey, there you go, a shiny Civic in the garage. This one will actually get driven LESS than the Saturn, so I expect to get at LEAST 30 years out of that thing. It might be the last car I ever have to buy!

Hey, lifetime supply of car! Woohoo!

The old Saturn takes its leave…

Comics can’t really follow films off the cliff

We like to think comics are a fun, creative bit of entertainment, and sometimes, they are. But just as much of the time, it’s all business, gimmicks, sales and money. Because yes, it’s a business. Of all the strategies comic companies employ though, taking direct advantage of their character’s films can be highly profitable, or possibly disastrous. Sometimes, it can be an interesting and harmless change. Or it can just seem really cheap and pathetic. You be the judge.

After the Batman ’89 film with Michael Keaton, the DC comics version started shifting the caped crusader’s costume more and more to an all black motif, moving away from the grey tights. They eventually came back, as the black and grey work well together, but the light blue is long gone. 

After the Sam Raimi Spider-man films in the early aughts, Marvel decided, after 40 years, to shift Peter Parker’s web shooters from being mechanical, to organic, mimicking the conceit of the films. I loved the first two Raimi films, but the organic web shooters notion was a misfire. The fact that the Marvel head honchos felt the need to follow this path for several years in the comics was, frankly, a calculated risk. I’m not sure just how popular or unpopular that was. I’m guessing MORE popular than One More Day (look it up, kids), anyway, but eh, low bar.

Now, the current Marvel Cinematic Universe has changed quite a bit of the comics world where possible. Black Widow and Hawkeye more closely resemble their movie counterparts in the fashion department, although Widow wasn’t that much of a stretch. Funny thing with Iron man is that after 45 years in the comic, once Robert Downey jr. showed up as Tony Stark, suddenly in the comics, we actually got a Tony with an expanded personality, not just a drinking problem. 

That’s just one of the great things the MCU has provided us– elevated characters, or at least a more fleshed out, fully realized version of them than we’d seen in the comics up to that point.

Because of the films, Marvel comics has responded across the board with even more varied Avengers titles on the stands than ever before, same with its various members in their own titles, and of course, thanks to the good relationship with Sony, we’ve got more Spidey movies and loads of comics as always. 

Speaking of studio and comic company relations or lack there of, there was a good chunk of time where the Fantastic Four comic and any possible merchandise were basically trash canned, because at the time, Marvel big gun and all around heel Ike Perlmutter hated FOX studios so much, that he refused to have the comic’s merchandise even made available to the public. The idea was to not support the FOX FF and X-men films in any way possible, and even spearheaded a campaign to eliminate the word “mutant” from the comics. Partially because the MCU films didn’t have the rights to it (?!).

The BIGGEST reason Perlmutter hated FOX was that because of the inept and crazy-stupid deal MARVEL negotiated back in the ’90’s SELLING the first on rights to them, FOX actually made more money off all the FF and X merchandise than Marvel did. So it was Marvel’s fault, but Ike is also a known “man of frugality” and didn’t want to give FOX the satisfaction or another dime.

The point is moot now, because Disney and Marvel have control over the Fantastic Four and X-men rights, and Perlmutter has been de-clawed and sent to a farm upstate to run freely.

This all just goes to show how the films affect the comics and vice versa.

The comics have been the big story generators for the films, but the end result is the films taking the controlling hand in the character’s destinies. There are a lot of former comic fans I know who’ve just straight switched from comics TO the movies, as they now follow their favorite heroes solely on film. The Infinity Saga has been a hell of a “comic run”. 

Here’s where it gets tricky. Like any good story, it has to come to an end. In the comics, the story is, of a necessity, ongoing. The tale of Spider-man, Captain America, you name it, can never die, and they’ll all stay pretty much the same age until the end of time. This makes it a lot easier to repeat yourself, unfortunately. Comics just have to hope that the current crop of readers weren’t around the last three times they did a certain story. Again. 

But in the movies, actors do age and they eventually need to move on. Thus, Tony Stark and Steve Roger’s stories have definitely come to an end on film. Sure, some day down the line, in another 15 or 20 years, after Kevin Fiege has given us the breadth and scope of all the other Marvel properties, he will eventually leave. Then, of course, there will be a reboot of another MCU, because Hollywood never lets anything Rest In Peace forever. But since there are plenty of other huge Marvel stories and characters to bring forth, there won’t be a recasting of Tony and Steve until that far off time in the future. But it will happen. 

Meanwhile, comics have to come out every month with their continuing stories, not every two or three years. They can’t have their Tony Stark stay dead for 20 years. Oh sure, he’ll undoubtedly die a few times in the comics DURING those 20 years but in comics, the sad, pathetic truth is, the characters die on a regular basis, and pretty much no one even cares anymore because it’s now become meaningless.

The comics actually had Stark dead for a while well before Endgame but had already come back. Meanwhile, comics Steve Rogers is still in his prime, between deaths and going about his business.

Because the comics have to keep grinding ’em out every month, no matter what the films do. 

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