Sometime in — I want say 1981, so I will– 1981, I was turned on to an amazing little restaurant. It’s very possible it may also *originally* have been a death trap that was probably breaking health code violations, situated in a sketchy neighborhood. None of that can be proven though, except maybe the status of the neighborhood at the time. The point is, once you maneuvered your way past the broken front door and sidled up to the counter, you had the opportunity to buy a steak burrito as big as your head. Side note: that term “burrito as big as your head” was bandied about years later referring to many other places that came *after* El Faro. As far as I can tell, El Faro was the first in the Chicagoland area.

Located in Summit, Il., this mecca of Mexican cuisine was THE go-to place, 24 hours a day, but quite often, after you had a few drinks and needed to get your system right, an El Faro burrito would hit the spot. You could also get a chicken burrito, tacos, various other dishes but the steak burrito was the way to go. You would stand there and watch as they cooked up giant piles of steak, chicken, etc, and assembled the various orders. You could eat there or take them to go, having them load you up with extra containers of hot sauce and peppers. Beware traveling home with the burritos because the smell has been said to drive people mad with hunger before you actually got home. If you ate there, you had the nice, giant, hot burrito in a basket, along with a giant squirt bottle of hot sauce and an RC cola. Some say this is exactly what heaven’s like. They’re probably right.

The burritos back in 1981 were $2, and that was an excellent deal for this pound (or two) of meaty delight. Today, it’s $5.50 and *still* an excellent deal for what you get. And rest assured, after the initial state of the place, within a year or so, El Faro remodeled and fixed up the place and eventually expanded. Oh sure, there were jokes about horse meat, cat meat, dog meat, etc. because of the original environment, but I laughed all the way. Because A) the burritos were delightful, B) they would have been shut down 40 years ago had any of those allegations been true and C) Neither I, or anyone I know have ever gotten sick after eating there. The same can’t be said for almost every other Mexican food establishment we’ve frequented over the years. My wife, kids, friends, have all had issues with other places at one time or another, including one of the El Faro copycat places, El Famous. This bland pretender to the throne is a chain that was allegedly started by former employees of El Faro. I went there once or twice. My wife and friend got sick, we never went back.

I think I only ever got really sick from one meal in my life and that was from a Mexican restaurant I used to frequent a lot in the ’80’s for their margaritas. But that was serious. So much so, that’s a different blog post all together.

As for El Faro, probably the wackiest story involving the place was the time I ditched a Halloween party to go for a burrito. It was the early to mid ’80’s, I was hungry, and dressed as Gumby, (Eddie Murphy, Gumby, SNL, look it up, kids), with the giant foam head and green face paint. Unfortunately, this just happened to be the night where the place that was open 24 hours a day WASN’T because that was when they remodeled. So there I stood, at 3am, in a sketchy neighborhood, banging on the door that wouldn’t open, dressed as Gumby, damnit. Thus, it was in a foul mood that I jumped back in my 1970 Mustang, with the .302 V8 engine and bucket seats and proceeded to open her up for the first time ever on highway 55. This is something I would usually never do but when it’s 3am, there’s absolutely nobody on the highway, you’ve got a car like that, it’s Halloween and you’re dressed like Gumby, you open that bitch up. Got her up to 110 mph before I saw signs of life a mile down the road and powered down. Felt good. The El Faro burrito would have been better. That fact still stands true today.

In fact, it might be time for another run soon….. they also have chorizo……










